Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Well, fuck a pig, I always thought I was

...a lady, that is.


You Are 16% Lady
You're pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.

I simply can't understand it. I AM a lady, I AM. Behold my little lacy mittens, my parasol. I like to do lady's things, like press flowers, and stroke kittens in rivers and...shit.

*urp*

sorry
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21 comments:

  1. Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their GirlsAugust 15, 2006 7:02 PM

    You don't fool me, we've met.

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  2. belledame222August 15, 2006 7:07 PM

    curses! foiled again!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 15, 2006 9:45 PM

    I'm 52%. Hah!

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  4. belledame222August 15, 2006 9:55 PM

    i think you win thus far of everyone i know who's taken it. you get to host the next tea party.

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  5. AlexAugust 15, 2006 11:50 PM

    20% here. But I thought a few of those were, you know, common courtesy, not 'ladylike' (people who talk on cell phones in movie theatres and restaurants? First against the wall when the revolution comes).

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  6. Renegade EvolutionAugust 16, 2006 2:33 AM

    i got a 24, and I'm betting I can be way more vulgar :)

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  7. The GoldfishAugust 16, 2006 8:46 AM

    I got 76%, but then I am British. ;-P

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  8. antiprincessAugust 16, 2006 10:09 AM

    I'm too much of a lady to discuss my lady percentage.

    I'd like to hear more about belledame's little lace gloves, because I'm not too much of a lady to discuss my pervert percentage...

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  9. AnonymousAugust 16, 2006 10:51 AM

    'I'm too much of a lady to discuss my lady percentage.'

    She got a zero. And Goldfish & Alphabitch are lying.

    I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty & witty & bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. I'm number one! I'm number one!

    Please let me be number one. I really need this.

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  10. Amber RheaAugust 16, 2006 11:47 AM

    "Stroke kittens in rivers?" WTF?

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  11. antiprincessAugust 16, 2006 11:56 AM

    She got a zero. And Goldfish & Alphabitch are lying.

    ok, biznatch, you're going down.

    64%! 64%! Put that in your lengthy and exquisitely-carved Dunhill holder and SMOKE IT!

    I may not be a bigger lady than you, but I assure you I'm a fatter lady than you...

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  12. belledame222August 16, 2006 11:59 AM

    amber: google "Emily Howard."

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  13. Dan L-KAugust 16, 2006 11:59 AM

    If it's any consolation to anyone, I got 52%.

    (And "stroke kittens in rivers" is obviously a euphemism for something.)

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  14. TroubleAugust 16, 2006 12:41 PM

    56% percent, which is about as close as I'd like to get, though nowhere near as close as my mother would like me to get.

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  15. RootietootAugust 16, 2006 4:29 PM

    *smirk*

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  16. SageAugust 16, 2006 6:55 PM

    I'm 16% too! We're practically twins!

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  17. VeronicaAugust 16, 2006 8:19 PM

    26%

    I didn't realize that ladyness required so much secrecy.

    I think I misspelled secrecy. Is it ladylike to misspell?

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  18. belledame222August 17, 2006 3:14 AM

    Yes, but only if you extend your pinky while doing it.

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  19. RootietootAugust 17, 2006 8:04 AM

    A lady never reveals anything personal. Especially if it involves a bodily function.
    It's all about Mystery.

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  20. Dan L-KAugust 17, 2006 8:26 AM

    Mystery's fine if it's done well, but I'm more of an Urban Fantasy fan, myself.

    And occasionally Magic Realism.

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  21. Chris C.August 17, 2006 12:23 PM

    I never, ever try to define or test anyone for "ladyness". But I know it when I see it. And you, belledame, are a lady. Sorry.

    ;-)

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