Monday, November 13, 2006

And the winning search string of the day is:

"What kind of black worms are in my Jacuzzi?"

I'm not sure whether I'm more disturbed by the question itself (hello to the imagery) or that whoever-it-was thinks -I- have the answer. What do I look like, some sort of helminthologist pool cleaning service?

more disturbing still: right now is not a good time for the deja vu to start cropping up. no.

13 comments:

  1. This morning I got a hit from the search: Filipinos who think they are above white people.

    Not that I'm not above white people, I'm just far too polite to actually blog about it.

    :-p

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  2. i got a hit for "hot young girl incest"...

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  3. Today's question:

    "is oy politically correct?"

    also

    "how much trans fat is in a recess buttercup"

    Have I suddenly become Mr. Wizard or something? oy.

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  4. Dude, I totally liked recess in elementary school. How can a recess buttercup be bad?

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  5. Didn't "oy" orginate from English ska non-racist skinheads? Of course there's the whole Jewish thing tho, I guess too.

    I say "ay!" with an attempted latina accent.
    Is this PC?

    What the hell is a recess buttercup? Do you mean Reece's Peanutbutter cup?

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  6. Black worms?

    Your word verification says "hoplivy." I'm more concerned about that :)

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  7. I. C. K. I mean seriously, black worms + jacuzzi. In New York? Where do they think your spa is, in the closet?

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  8. >what the hell is a recess buttercup?

    dude, i just report; you decide.

    i'm sure they did mean reese's, but it's more interesting to think it's something else.

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  9. oh, yeah, right, -now- she says...

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  10. I follow Bender, who declares, "I'm not a racist - I think all humans are equally inferior to robots."

    Why would "oy" be racist?

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