Sheltered & what, I really had no idea. Until just this moment.
Urban Dictionary, "innie," 5th entry: "An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit."
"Outie," 4th entry: "A pussy with protruding inner libs, an opposite of 'innie' pussy."
I hesitate to think what else I'm walking around with.
Donna:your avatar picture makes me think of a Renaissance painting. I think you are yone of the prettiest women I've ever seen. (I mean that in the most sincere sort of way)
Thank you, rootietoot! You made my day! But also reminded me of something my sister-in-law said once. She was talking about going to the casino with her husband and blurted out that Indians are some of the ugliest people she knows. I sat there looking at her with a raised eyebrow until she blushed and said, uh, not you. LOL I wasn't offended anyway since I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Good heavens, Indians are some of the prettiest people there are-Have you ever seen an ugly Indain woman? Seriously? No? I didn't think so. oh an Punjabi men..hm
I dunno, I once performed a monologue that included, a couple times, the phrase "some girls got innies, some girls got outies." They made buttons, and it turned into sort of a thing at my college, for a few months at least.
It was an interesting reframing of the transgender dilemma--not "I'm a woman with a penis" but "I will call my parts what I damn well please--what they mean--and tell you I don't have the "wrong" body, even if I may reserve the right to renovate it some. It was also about reducing that section of anatomy to another characteristic, like navel shape, that has often been given more import than it should in terms of signifieds.
In that case, I think, "outie" makes sense, though "outie vagina" might be pushing it some. And, well, I can't count of the countercultural cred of your search-string producers, maybe.
An "Innie" vulva is perfection as it hides what we want to find and "smiles" when we find it; an "Innie" vulva is beauty personified when kept bald, and is a delight to caress and kiss. Use a Seiko Cleancut shaver and corn starch powder daily to keep it smooth and bald.
What, like.....prolapse?
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
show you mine, show me yours? :)
ReplyDeleteoutie??? outie vagina??? this is a consequence of abstinence only sex education.
ReplyDeleteI think it's an innie. I'm pretty sure.
ReplyDeleteI saw an "outie" at a store once. I was told that it was putting over another set of genitals. The colors were so vibrant.
ReplyDeleteProlapse isn't "ew", though. It's serious as the grave.
Love,
Hanna
you mean... not everyone has an outie?
ReplyDeleteSheltered & what, I really had no idea. Until just this moment.
ReplyDeleteUrban Dictionary, "innie," 5th entry: "An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit."
"Outie," 4th entry: "A pussy with protruding inner libs, an opposite of 'innie' pussy."
I hesitate to think what else I'm walking around with.
?$#!@ then that's not a VAGINA, that's a VULVA, or...
ReplyDelete...ehhh. grumble. speaking of sex ed (we just were, elsewhere; good time for a segue)
your mind can really be scary sometimes.
ReplyDeleteDonna:your avatar picture makes me think of a Renaissance painting. I think you are yone of the prettiest women I've ever seen. (I mean that in the most sincere sort of way)
Thank you, rootietoot! You made my day! But also reminded me of something my sister-in-law said once. She was talking about going to the casino with her husband and blurted out that Indians are some of the ugliest people she knows. I sat there looking at her with a raised eyebrow until she blushed and said, uh, not you. LOL I wasn't offended anyway since I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ReplyDeleteGood heavens, Indians are some of the prettiest people there are-Have you ever seen an ugly Indain woman? Seriously? No? I didn't think so. oh an Punjabi men..hm
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I once performed a monologue that included, a couple times, the phrase "some girls got innies, some girls got outies." They made buttons, and it turned into sort of a thing at my college, for a few months at least.
ReplyDeleteIt was an interesting reframing of the transgender dilemma--not "I'm a woman with a penis" but "I will call my parts what I damn well please--what they mean--and tell you I don't have the "wrong" body, even if I may reserve the right to renovate it some. It was also about reducing that section of anatomy to another characteristic, like navel shape, that has often been given more import than it should in terms of signifieds.
In that case, I think, "outie" makes sense, though "outie vagina" might be pushing it some.
And, well, I can't count of the countercultural cred of your search-string producers, maybe.
yeah, somehow, i dunno that that's where whoever was coming from; although, as always, i allow being pleasantly surprised.
ReplyDeleteinnie or outie vajayjay? I'm befuddled
ReplyDeleteAn "Innie" vulva is perfection as it hides what we want to find and "smiles" when we find it; an "Innie" vulva is beauty personified when kept bald, and is a delight to caress and kiss. Use a Seiko Cleancut shaver and corn starch powder daily to keep it smooth and bald.
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