This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* sex (57x)
* queer (18x)
* lesbian (16x)
* gay (11x)
* rape (9x)
* bitch (7x)
* dyke (6x)
* ass (4x)
* vagina (3x)
* torture (2x)
* breast (1x)
So, did the wordcount on "fuck" just crash the thing, or what?
In any case: how special to know that either the MPAA or the lovely people who run that website or both have such...traditional family values.
And happy day after Pride to you, too, motherfuckers.
on edit: oh! i think i get it! it's based on what's in the blogroll! oh, GOOD, i'm so glad to see that the Breast Cancer Site, Bloggers Against Torture (...?! what happened to the archives...?), Sexual Abuse, Assault and Rape Resources, and New York City Gay & Lesbian Anti-Violence Project are picked up by the cyber-sensors/censors.
...and yet curiously enough, neither Sacred Whore nor Porn Research Directory tripped their trigger.
Politits and Cuntensquirten, it goes without saying, are Fun For The Whole Family.
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ReplyDeleteYou can just imagine a room somewhere in a heavily fortified building, full of weird-looking people in suits out of a Terry Gilliam movie, who just shout rude words at each other all day: "fuck!" "tits!" "bugger!" "willy!"
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty arbitrary as well, since such charming expressions as "axe wound" or "gash" would probably make it past the censors.
All this censorship just completely emphasises the stuff it's trying to hide. Like that Monty Python sketch where they stick pink spotty underwear on all the "naughty bits" in various pictures.
yeah. I've always thought those little asterisks some people use (i.e. "f*ck") look like stripper pasties. both of which have the curious effect of making the covered-over thing seem "raunchier" than they are, somehow.
ReplyDeletesomewhere out there there's an organization for people who've fetishized giant red or blue, tasselled, sparkly nipples, i just know it.
yeah that's how I feel about people typing "r*pe" on the theory that the word is triggering. It makes my mind focus on rape a heck of a lot more closely than it would if it was just a word in a block of text.
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ReplyDeleteMy blog came up rated G...so, I am skeptical of the accuracy...
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I tried it again and got an R...still can't beleive that you run a seedier joint than I do, belle!
ReplyDeleteNow, I am offended, please remove all your triggering content and logo!
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RE, a G???? Maybe it doesn't translate ATM well....
ReplyDeleteI too am rather fucking offended that the word "gay" was given an NC-17 rating. Where do I chuck my spear?
ReplyDeleteSo Ren got a G and Belle got NC-17? Who's making up these ratings?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to go with the Terry Gilliam/Brazil theory.
Also, the asterisk thing? It really does just focus your attention on that particular word. It always makes me think of that part of the South Park movie where they're going on about it being OK to shoot people and stuff, just as long as nobody uses any naughty words!
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ReplyDeleteI got an R rating, which is probably about right, maybe a *little* harsh (my Personal Swearing Frequency is definitely PG).
ReplyDeleteUm, also... you've been tagged.
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ReplyDelete(was thanking scarred, but sure, thanks for the tag...)
ReplyDeleteyeah that's how I feel about people typing "r*pe" on the theory that the word is triggering.
ReplyDeleteWell, when I see asterisks in a word I think it's being treated like any other swear word, so I'd expect it to be shouted amid a stream of invective.
Funny story: when a couple of friends of mine (very maturely) spammed a Baptist messageboard, when they typed the word "cunt" it appeared on screen as "nice lady": they'd obviously imagined the word being hurled at women rather than used to describe anatomy.
Oh Oh! I was able to bring my rating from PG to R by saying 'porn' twice!
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I'm NC-17 because of words like pain, death, and sex, that I tend to use frequently, but not altogether. Do I have to say "owies" "bought the farm" and "horizontal mamba" for a PG rating? I didn't have any "fucks" (I think it's just too bad a word to even be rated), but apparently I say "crap" and "asshole" quite a bit.
ReplyDeleteWhen we were growing up, in a family governed by a Catholic mom and Mennonite dad, there was a lazy susan triad of containers-thingy one labelled "sugar," one "flour," and the last one "crap." It was full of elastics and twist ties - you know: crap. Who knew it was a bad word?
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