Dreamed last night that my cat was my therapist. Spoke in the same dry if reassuring tones as my actual therapist, had the same office (albeit with a bed instead of a couch, for me) and everything. At the end of the session, I started to say "see you at home" but then realized it might seem unprofessional to the other clients who were waiting, as would scritchies or a squeeze. And asking how he learned to talk, as it suddenly occurred to me to do just before I woke up, seemed just plain rude and patronizing. It'd just have to wait.
'scritchies?' what, praytell, be they?
ReplyDelete1) place fingernails behind cat's little earses
ReplyDelete2) scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch
SW: that's slightly terrifying. could be worse, though, i suppose. except, for your FIRST...well, still could be worse i suppose...
ReplyDeleteI keep dreaming (wishing?) the shrink is one of the cats. Sheds everywhere, coughs up hairballs, & I've gotta keep cleaning her litterbox. Cat's smarter (God as my witness) & cheap, but can't write scrips.
ReplyDeleteThat is adorable.
ReplyDeleteBD, I woke up in a cold sweat and disappointment... sigh, almost like the real thing.
ReplyDeletefor someone who does not pay attention to celebrities i have a lot of dreams about them, just last week I left my husband Paul Walker for Puff Daddy.
fucked up, yes I am who wants to know?
I love kittens-in-place-of-humans dreams.
ReplyDeletebecause everyone loves kittens.
belledame:
ReplyDeleteI love cats. And the idea of cat as therapist is not far off from reality, either. Witness
Animal-assisted therapy
, pet therapy, therapy animals.
Hee! Though, I always imagine cats talking in a closed-throat baby voice. (I really can't explain it, but my sister can do it spot on, perfect.)
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