Mine was, "We beat the penguins there by a few thousand years, but they can innovate really quickly. Soon they'll discover pastoralism, horticulture, agriculture..."
Please don't leave penguins out in the cold. I made errors never thinking about our poor antarctic colleagues. We just need to break the ice to get to know our penguin sex worker brethren.
I propose SWOP Antarctica.
If one just thinks of how penguins walk it strikes they may be having anal sex which we all know is forced by the evil pimps and patriarchy.
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penguin (second) link is broked!
ReplyDeleteI love it. I love it. Another natural instinct that penguins demonstrate. Now watch people on all sides try to explain it away.
ReplyDeletePenguins have been subdued by yetis. That's why they're turning to prostitution.
ReplyDeletedamn, a bird has to keep warm and all
ReplyDeletePingu, Pingu!
ReplyDeleteSome blame the patriarchy...I blame global warming.
ReplyDelete:-)
Anthony
BBC link fixed, thx
ReplyDeleteIt's George Bush's fault.
ReplyDeleteNow that I've actually read it... hysterical.
ReplyDeleteJill's commentary cracked me the hell up as well.
ReplyDelete"And all this time I was saying it -wasn't- a black and white issue..."
Mine was, "We beat the penguins there by a few thousand years, but they can innovate really quickly. Soon they'll discover pastoralism, horticulture, agriculture..."
ReplyDeleteHers is funnier.
Please don't leave penguins out in the cold. I made errors never thinking about our poor antarctic colleagues. We just need to break the ice to get to know our penguin sex worker brethren.
ReplyDeleteI propose SWOP Antarctica.
If one just thinks of how penguins walk it strikes they may be having anal sex which we all know is forced by the evil pimps and patriarchy.
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ReplyDeletewhy am I getting inundated with spambots all of a sudden?
ReplyDeletei just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address dr.savior02@gmail.com He is the only answer to your problem and make you feel happy in your relationship. you can call his phone +2348028017156
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