Monday, March 09, 2009

You know, there's a reason why I write "satire" increasingly sporadically

A number of them really, but for the most recent example, okay:

See, way back during the Blowjob Wars of '06, when I wrote this post...I was -kidding-, see. (It's an incredibly tedious feminist internecine thing; you wouldn't understand).

So, but, yeah, anyway, um.

Dear organization entitled "Bash Back" which I am sure has many worthy...something, despite my being introduced to it by a particularly plonkeresque member, (scroll down)-- see, when you write shit like this, apparently in deadly earnest:

With a Fist Raised high in the cunt of oppression we second the motion for an anti war blac blok.

I am amazed, and know not what to say.

ETA: In the comments, Mandos noted that this post, like all posts in the feminist blogosphere, needs a Venn diagram. And now it has one. Thanks, Emily!


GallingGalla said...

no. that's not misogynist at all. i'm sure that the grand vangard of wymyn and trynnyys would agree.

"RESPECT MAH ANTI-AUTHORITAH" *snort* *spit cereal on desk* hahahahahahaha! love that tag.

Natalia said...

"The cunt of oppression" makes me picture "oppression" as one of those icky alien things in the boring "War of the Worlds" remake.

Gaina said...


<<--is still laughing at that one.

Trinity said...


um... just... bzuh?

My brain is broken now. I think I'll have to reboot it.o

Mandos said...

This post needs a Venn diagram.

belledame222 said...

What would overlap with what?

belledame222 said...

there is also this to ponder:

gender mutiny is the aborted fetus of the gender binary’s heteromonogamous mating.
our offspring, borne of wimmin’s semen and the menstrual blood of men, are blind maggots gnawing at the rotting pillars of Capitalism.
gender mutiny is the liberation of the sexed/sexist body, destroying Sex itself, for the proliferation of fucking.

I mean, actually I would think a "piss-in" could be quite effective, I'd be in favor (yeah, the toilet thing is a serious issue and I don't blame people for being good and fed up), but, well...Important Revolutionary Is Important And Revolutionary, I guess...

belledame222 said...

...although again again, i apparently missed the part where they are approving of sending death threats? fucking, fucking losers.

T. R Xands said...

I'll take "Uhhh what the fuck yo?" for $200? ...Oh, that is the answer. I see.

/drops in

Mandos said...

belle: There'd at least be a fist in the Venn diagram.

Lucy said...

I didn't read the gender mutiny post as actually approving the sending of death threats, just reporting that such letters had been sent and that Baltimore Team Trans did not approve (rightly so!). Anyhoo, the blog made my head hurt. I guess I'm just not enough of a radical trans person. Oh, well. Guess I'll live.

Mandos said...

OMG!!!!! I can't believe it. I am dying of laughter. I will give myself the hiccups. You people are awesome. Who "You People" are can be figured out by Venn diagram...

Alexander Kintis said...

That venn diagram is funny!

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