Thursday, April 23, 2009

And I didn't get any candy, either.

Talking to random strangers anonymously via this site omegle, at Emmy's suggestion. I dunno, conversation-wise, I think I prefer Infocom, or at least BlogWarBot. However:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HAY BBY YOU LIKE BUTTSEX?
You: "Hi"
Stranger: ..DO YOU?
You: Oh dear, this isn't starting off auspiciously.
You: Can you play "Melancholy Baby?"
Stranger: I DON'T TAKE REQUESTS.
You: Whaddya know, me neither.
Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
You: Yeah, the all-caps thing and everything. Oh, wait.
Stranger: this is sort of awkward. let's just make with the buttsex.
You: I'd rather hear "Melancholy Baby."
Stranger: dammit why do you have to be so difficult?!
Stranger: this is why we'll never work out!
You: Like two ships passing, as it were.
Stranger: well. i think i'll go solicit buttsex from somebody else,
then....... ....BUT. I STILL LOVE YOU.
You: It really doesn't get any better than this, does it...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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10 comments:

  1. UnknownApril 23, 2009 4:50 PM

    i'm not really *sure* why i want convo's with people i don't know or trust?

    i'm not getting what the appeal is.

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  2. belledame222April 23, 2009 4:54 PM

    cheap lulz, basically.

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  3. UnknownApril 23, 2009 6:34 PM

    that's what i thought. my sense of humor is lacking sometimes...

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  4. AnonymousApril 23, 2009 7:47 PM

    Ha, I actually met someone! Like, someone someone! We're now chatting not-anonymously! I have a crush. :)

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  5. belledame222April 24, 2009 12:11 AM

    Well. That's not very friendly.

    Hey to Meredith if I haven't seen you before, p.s.

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  6. AnonymousApril 24, 2009 2:25 AM

    *waves!* I used to be The Mental Feminist. I was about to tell you to update your blogroll, because in a week, I'm going live with a similar venture, but in a new spot and under my real name, gasp. I will keep you posted.

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  7. DrakynApril 24, 2009 2:44 AM

    Here are a couple of the chats I've done. ^_^

    I think this will not be good for my insomnia... it is too much fun!

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  8. SpiderApril 24, 2009 4:56 AM

    I chatted with someone dude working in foreign affairs in Singapore. It was interesting. Of course, I had to go through some "duds" first -- assholes who wanted to cyber.

    I swear, 14 year-old boys should be kept of the internet...

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  9. ReneeApril 24, 2009 11:40 PM

    I hope you didn't have to pay for that annoyance.

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  10. belledame222April 27, 2009 12:54 AM

    nah.

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