tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post695563474709293763..comments2024-03-29T07:02:42.474-04:00Comments on Fetch me my axe: Dear Person(s) in charge of deciding pop-up ads for (mumble) site:Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-1426853495903920412007-08-10T17:09:00.000-04:002007-08-10T17:09:00.000-04:00AUUGGHHHAUUGGHHHbelledame222https://www.blogger.com/profile/13947289856453172848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-18343028964052905382007-08-10T15:26:00.000-04:002007-08-10T15:26:00.000-04:00Ew, never thought of this one. I did, however, onc...Ew, never thought of this one. I did, however, once make the mistake of tipping the remains of a packet of peanuts straight into my mouth after it had been hanging around in the kitchen for a few weeks... then felt something *moving* in my mouth... by this point you can probably guess what got spat out, luckily without being chewed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-15669217516764387222007-08-04T22:58:00.000-04:002007-08-04T22:58:00.000-04:00Are you sure it's saliva, Amber? I learned that it...Are you sure it's saliva, Amber? I learned that it's because you sleep with your mouth closed, which reduces oxygen levels inside the mouth cavity and allows anaerobic bacteria to grow.Alon Levyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12195377309045184452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-69127483730809872682007-08-04T22:23:00.000-04:002007-08-04T22:23:00.000-04:00The good news, about why your breath smells when y...<I>The good news, about why your breath smells when you wake up, is something about saliva production slowing during sleep. How plebian, I know.</I><BR/><BR/>And here I was thinking it was because the morning breath fairy comes around when you're asleep and takes a dump in your mouth.R. Mildredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00932355251730998294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-49721947625659401112007-08-04T14:01:00.000-04:002007-08-04T14:01:00.000-04:00My 8 yr old last night asked if the dark shiny thi...<I>My 8 yr old last night asked if the dark shiny things in the rice were roach wings. (it was wild rice). I had to self-medicate after that.</I><BR/><BR/>Bwahahahaha!!!<BR/><BR/>The good news, about why your breath smells when you wake up, is something about saliva production slowing during sleep. How plebian, I know.Amber Rheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02109708537597646450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-7003429952456135232007-08-03T23:06:00.000-04:002007-08-03T23:06:00.000-04:00Speaking of spiders, I saw a nine legged one once ...Speaking of spiders, I saw a nine legged one once back when I lived in the middle o' nowhere. It was clinging to the living room wall, I pointed it out to my brother, but when we turned around to take a closer look the damn thing had bolted for the hills. Which in this case was probably my bedroom, since it was part of the loft.<BR/><BR/>There's also an obscenely large one lurking outside my Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-58603505134207633112007-08-03T22:06:00.000-04:002007-08-03T22:06:00.000-04:00ewwww. spiders? in people's mouths?i don't believe...ewwww. spiders? in people's mouths?<BR/>i don't believe it...just too...gross!<BR/><BR/>crip-power.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-37572459438696032452007-08-03T17:34:00.000-04:002007-08-03T17:34:00.000-04:00i awoke once in my bed, frozen and petrified in fe...i awoke once in my bed, frozen and petrified in fear, to indeed, have an 8-legged freak crawling over my lips. thank god my mouth was closed. don't think i slept for a week after that one...welliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14327866298406163507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-4586378405946004062007-08-03T13:37:00.000-04:002007-08-03T13:37:00.000-04:00Kactus- it's my cockroach phobia telling me this.M...Kactus- it's my cockroach phobia telling me this.<BR/><BR/>My 8 yr old last night asked if the dark shiny things in the rice were roach wings. (it was wild rice). I had to self-medicate after that.<BR/><BR/>centipedes...all those legs...they are unnatural IMO, but cockroaches are malevolent.Rootietoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06804816032287310463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-6319048476660794592007-08-03T13:18:00.000-04:002007-08-03T13:18:00.000-04:00The spiders you swallow aren't the big ones; they'...The spiders you swallow aren't the big ones; they're microscopic mites. Obviously, you don't ever swallow tarantulas.Alon Levyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12195377309045184452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-84312529113013340692007-08-03T10:45:00.000-04:002007-08-03T10:45:00.000-04:00rootie, it's centipedes, not cockroaches, that run...rootie, it's centipedes, not cockroaches, that run in and out of your life. At least, if my extreme centipede phobia is telling me the truth, which I'm sure it is.Hahnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10685475869460880965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-88253097001751227422007-08-03T10:04:00.000-04:002007-08-03T10:04:00.000-04:00Oh ick, I hate that one too. I get it when I'm pl...Oh ick, I hate that one too. I get it when I'm playing Tower Blaster over at Game Rival. Seriously creepy.Elaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15009119466346396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-20852759041027729002007-08-03T09:23:00.000-04:002007-08-03T09:23:00.000-04:00jeebus belle, i already have a hard enough time sl...jeebus belle, i already have a hard enough time sleeping and somehow i've manage to make it through life without this teeny bit of information, gahhh tonight is going to suck.Sassywhohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14604276739069071163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-4645700931310778042007-08-03T08:17:00.000-04:002007-08-03T08:17:00.000-04:00Yeah..once someone told me cockroaches run in and ...Yeah..once someone told me cockroaches run in and out of your mouth all night, that's why your breath smells (couldn't have been an older brother..oh no.)<BR/><BR/>Just the thought...imagining all those legs and nastiness. It still bothers me 30 years later.<BR/><BR/>I think that's the lowest form of whatever it is..getting your attention for ad purposes.Rootietoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06804816032287310463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-50315180380760869232007-08-03T05:57:00.000-04:002007-08-03T05:57:00.000-04:00I would have thought spiders would have more sense...I would have thought spiders would have more sense than to crawl into a gaping maw full of digestive fluids that will drown them and probably kill them in minutes. Even flies don't do that shit unless you're actually walking towards them, and they've got, well, the IQ of a fly.<BR/><BR/>Maybe I'm just in denial because when I lived in the country I had a badly insulated room, and probably ate allJennifer Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03150634816392511433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18375173.post-53167933271179332702007-08-03T02:06:00.000-04:002007-08-03T02:06:00.000-04:00you know, somebody told me months ago this thing a...you know, somebody told me months ago this thing about how the average person eats x amount of spiders in their sleep during their lifetime. I didn't question it at first, cuz godless knows I've had plenty of spiders bite me in my sleep, and I used to sleep with my mouth open, and it just made sense.<BR/><BR/>But then I started wondering: how do they know this? They're not surveilling people inHahnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10685475869460880965noreply@blogger.com