The lovely and talented Shirley-Phelps Roper, ladies and gentlemen. Fred Phelps' daughter, that is, he of "God Hates Fags and America and Pretty Much Everybody Except Me, I Have Springs Coming Out Of My Head and Pure Lysol Running Through My Veins" fame. Via Pam's House Blend.
It's really kind of disturbing when you realize that even though someone's saying incredibly hateful shit, you could actually not understand a single word and still know exactly what she's saying.
oh, and she's pretty young, and has eleven kids of her own, so even when Fred finally kicks it, the fine tradition of picketing funerals and screaming spittle-flecked lunacy at strangers, she will carry on.
want to know how she got that way?
get a load of this online biography of Fred. but only if you have a really strong stomach and aren't easily triggered.
You know what I really like about her? besides the screaming furious insanity? The nihilism of it all. Hey, let's viciously tear people apart and pretend it's for their own good! No, we don't actually seem to believe anyone's going to the Promised Land, maybe even not us; but that still doesn't change the importance of getting out The Truth.
the fact that The Truth looks remarkably like a puddle of toxic vomit, well, details.
She's hyphenated. Isn't that an abomination or something?
ReplyDeleteI don't think I have the stomach right now to read what I suspect I'd find if I followed the links. We may find love counted for nothing when we die but I'd rather think that far more likely where hate is concerned; or rather, while I don't believe in the concept of Hell, I do think if there's a life after death then I won't be sharing the same space as people like that, which is a comfort.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe we all come from the same primordial soup, isn't it? I just hope when I return to that godly gloop, to either travel or be born into a new form, that I won't find myself living a new existence in a shell destined to be so nasty.
As for eleven kids. Wow. I wonder if the woman has considered opening a toll road between her legs? Her vagina must be so wide now that she's lost all feeling and her husband must have to stuff it with corrugated cardboard just to get some sensation for himself. Her clitoris is probably rubbed flat by all the ingoing and outgoing traffic...
Has she ever thought of placing a sign between her legs inviting lorries through? Or maybe she could form the first section of a transatlantic tunnel project? She could save the US government billions on such a project and maybe in the process get a few lorry drivers pausing in the lay-bys to give her a few more kids.
I know such bigots are a threat to our evolution but I find it hard to see her personally as in any way a threat to me when her vagina must be the width of a football pitch...
It must be my grief at the passing of my cat this week but I find myself in bitchin' mood this morning. x
oof! Why doesn't it even seem remarkable?
ReplyDeleteAre daughters of prominent conservatives more likely to shill for their fathers than sons? In addition to Shirley Phelps-Roper there's also Billy Graham's daughter.
ReplyDeletePhelps is not a "conservative" in any sense of the word. He has made a cult out of his large, extended family; and yes, it was not only likely but inevitable that at least some of the many offspring would follow in his footsteps: he saw to it. (grim details in online book mentioned, above). The kids who got out of it are now persona non grata, and they have horrific stories to tell.
ReplyDeleteanyway, interesting theory, but I'm pretty sure Phelps' sons and at least one grandson has had similar interviews.
ReplyDeleteGraham I dunno that much about.
but any authoritarian system, esp. traditionally Christian, is gonna rely on iron-fisted control of the kids; breaking free and making your own path is not particularly valued.
What a c*nt.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hate the word c*nt.
I don't want to see the fuckwitted comments of this hillhead just yet. But love you descriptions, as usual.
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