ME: Hi there, just poking my head in, as I'm finding you kind of aggressively insane on another site and my curiosity finally got the better of me and...my goodness, you're even more of a frootbat than I thought, aren't you. Oh, dear. Well. Hmm.
FB: How DARE you come into MY space and say these things?!
Not another word out of you! Not! One!! Word!!! Or I'll BAN you!
ME: Buh-bye, then.
FB: That's it!! That's another word!!! I warned you! I warned you!
Right, you're banned.
Um...okay!
Note to self: must. stop. engaging these people...
Is this who I think it is? Who all of us at BQ have so kindly not banned?
ReplyDeleteIt's actually not, though in many ways it may as well be. Funny thing about froot: no matter how many exotic flavors it comes in, after a while it really does all taste the same. And has the same purgative effects. And yet for some reason I still keep indulging.
ReplyDeletewell, I'm working on it...
p.s. if you wanted to go ahead and ban whatsisname from your site at this point, I think neither conversation there nor the First Amendment would suffer much, really.
BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
ReplyDeleteExactly.