You Will Take My Dildo Only When You Pry It From My Cold, Dead, Sticky Fingers

Just in case you're still wondering, crap like this is a fair part of fuel behind the sex-positive movement. Tennessee Guerrilla Women report:


If the Victorians have their way, it will soon become a crime to sell, advertise, publish, or exhibit dildos in this red state. Presumably "exhibit" is what happens when more than one person is caught in the vicinity of a dildo. The lawmakers are willing to permit some exceptions, such as the study of dildos by college students and professors. Were you looking for a subject for your Master's thesis? Interviewing lawmakers on this touchy subject could prove highly stimulating.

Note: there are already existing laws in other states banning or otherwise restricting sex toys. I'll see if I can dig up details later; as I recall some of them were pretty funny.

Meanwhile, make yourself comfortable and take the edge off with a Louisiana-based, fifty-something grandma who lifts weights, dances the zydeco, and oh yeah, writes brilliantly. On the whole, the very opposite of a buzzkill. Granny Gets A Vibrator.