Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Psst: Barbie (TM) has joined the Homosexual Agenda (TM). Pass it on.

Story here.

Apparently, Concerned Women for America are Concerned that adding a third option for the "What gender are you?" question ("I don't know") on Mattel's Barbie Poll will warp the kiddies' fragile lit-tul miiinds.

Concerned Woman Bob Knight elaborates:

"It's the idea that well, maybe people aren't born a particular biological sex, or they are but that shouldn't determine their gender identity," Knight said. "And that's a very big component of the homosexual activist agenda now."

..."In other words, any kid who's not sure about who he is, he's fair game to try to persuade to have same sex acts."

I guess now that Mattel has apparently changed it to "Don't Want to Say," the worry could conceivably be that the kids might develop an anti-authoritarian attitude and become deliquents, or Communists. But at least that's better than having your four-to-eight-year-olds go all pomo homo on your ass. Damn those online polls, anyway.


Mz Manners said...

This is what Concerned Women of America are bothering themselves with? The fact that Barbie doesn't have a church playland? This is horrible etiquette! What they should be worried about is that fact that, in the 2005, people still think that a women's place is in the home. Long Live Girls Inc! They do wonderful things for women!

Mz Manners

Tuffy said...

I can't believe Mattel put that on there in the first place. Could they really be that progressive?

belledame222 said...

Some random staffer whose job it was to maintain that website, I expect, perhaps with the blessing of some backwater Matter quality task force or something.

fastlad said...

but what happens to the kids who don't know now?

Tuffy said...

I bet whoever wrote it was typing in boilerplate without paying attention.