Tuesday, October 23, 2007

"P" is for Patriarchy, Pornstitution, and PENGUIN

(i KNEW it!! selfish hedonistic bastards, never once gave a thought to the penguins suffering in Antarctica, now see what you've done?)

via Jill Brenneman:

Penguins are turning to prostitution

15 comments:

R. Mildred said...

penguin (second) link is broked!

CrackerLilo said...

I love it. I love it. Another natural instinct that penguins demonstrate. Now watch people on all sides try to explain it away.

Alon Levy said...

Penguins have been subdued by yetis. That's why they're turning to prostitution.

Renegade Evolution said...

damn, a bird has to keep warm and all

queen emily said...

Pingu, Pingu!

Anthony Kennerson said...

Some blame the patriarchy...I blame global warming.

:-)

Anthony

belledame222 said...

BBC link fixed, thx

Rootietoot said...

It's George Bush's fault.

Alon Levy said...

Now that I've actually read it... hysterical.

belledame222 said...

Jill's commentary cracked me the hell up as well.

"And all this time I was saying it -wasn't- a black and white issue..."

Alon said...

Mine was, "We beat the penguins there by a few thousand years, but they can innovate really quickly. Soon they'll discover pastoralism, horticulture, agriculture..."

Hers is funnier.

Jill Brenneman said...

Please don't leave penguins out in the cold. I made errors never thinking about our poor antarctic colleagues. We just need to break the ice to get to know our penguin sex worker brethren.

I propose SWOP Antarctica.

If one just thinks of how penguins walk it strikes they may be having anal sex which we all know is forced by the evil pimps and patriarchy.

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why am I getting inundated with spambots all of a sudden?

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