Thursday, February 02, 2006

Like, wicked stupid


A pointer to the amusingly horrid Dating Horrors inspired me to dredge up this one.

Once I had a personal ad in the "Women seeking Women" section of the local alternative rag. You could retrieve responses by phone. Mostly these were reasonable women, if none I really clicked with. There was, however, one doozie. Lemme see if I can recreate it from memory:

MALE VOICE, THICK JOISEY ACCENT:

Hey, ____, I saw your ad. You sound real cool. My situation is, me and my girlfriend, we got this little Suzie. We played with her a couple times, you know. Then she fell hard for my girl and now she follows her around like a little puppy dog. And now me and my girl want to get married, so...You'll like her, she's real cute. She'll do anything you want. One thing, though (laughs): She is like, wicked stupid. Anyway, call me, you're interested, we'll hook something up. Later. BEEEEP

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I confess I was strongly tempted to respond, if only to find out how l'il Suzie took to all this. That, or turn it into a screenplay for some whacked-out noir flick. Dunno how it turns out, but I'm fairly certain that at some point someone ends up in a trunk.

4 comments:

Trinity said...

That's... fucking *bizarre*

Rey said...

Yes, yes a trunk! But certainly the stupid woman can't actually be stupid, right? She must be a criminal mastermind of some kind duping both the married couple and the hapless personal ad ingenue...

belledame222 said...

Oh most definitely. And possibly an alien. I haven't decided.

Blu~ said...

Ya' just never know but it could've been the time of your life, or death who knows?

I agree though it is bizzare but I get off on the bizzare and strange, later...

blu~