Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Not with FDR's bright red atomic strapon, Squealer.


Limbaugh is having sadly Freudian fantasies about what he (fondly, secretly) imagines Obama and/or other Democrats would like to do to him.

And I say again: Not with Rosie the Riveter's brass-knuckled fist wrapped in ten tons of latex and rolled in a kegger of anti-fascist Icy-Hot flavored Crisco. Not if you -begged- on bended trotters. Not for every penny you've made from your noisome effusions lo these past 800 years or so you've been fouling up the zeitgeist. I may be a pervert, I may be a sadist, but goddam, there are STANDARDS.

and now, i must rinse. ick ack ugh.

18 comments:

Kristen said...

Limbaugh is...weird.

belledame222 said...

the horrifying thing is that Glenn Beck makes him look downright sober, and so do some of our Congresscritters.

Nick said...
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CrackerLilo said...

Best laugh I had today. Thank you.

Alternately, as I first thought upon clicking the link, "I wouldn't waste my immersion blender on him."

And yes, Glenn Beck is completely BSFI. I am horrified that my mother and several of my other relatives listen to him.

belledame222 said...

Nick, you don't actually need nationalized healthcare to sterilize poor people if you really want to. trufax.

GallingGalla said...

nor, apparently, to have a sense-of-humor-ectomy forced upon you.

*returns to gawking*

Lucy said...

Nick, you do realise that sterilisation of the poor by the government in the US was already accomplished for many years without the use of national health care, right? Google "Buck v Bell" for an example of a poor person so sterilised.

Nick said...
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belledame222 said...

I'd rather talk about Rosie the Riveter's lubed fist.

Nick said...
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GallingGalla said...

Rosie's fist, lubed or no, was surely bigger than my fist, lubed or no. and she was a tough gal, just what you need for a tough job.

*munch* *munch*
*makes more popcorn*

Nick said...

I deleted some of my comments on here cuz I felt this was more of a comedic moment ( :

Just for anyone perplexed by Belle and company addressing a seemingly non-existent me.

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