Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Aight, G. Wuss in the hizzzzie.


50 Cent praises 'gangsta' Bush

50 Cent has made a surprise move by stepping forward to heap praise on
beleaguered US President George W Bush.

While Bush is facing growing criticism from American citizens and
celebrities, including rapper Kanye West, former crack dealer 50 Cent
has expressed great admiration for the Republican leader.

He says: "(The president) is incredible… A gangsta. I wanna meet
George Bush, just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in
him."

The In Da Club rapper, who was shot nine times on the streets of New
York City before finding fame, adds that if it wasn't for his felony
conviction preventing him from voting, he'd have exercised his right in
favour of Bush.

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And there you have it. Bush: FIERCE.




He's a gangsta!



He's a cowboy!



He's a floor wax and a dessert topping!



No, wait.



He's um, well, he's real,



and VERY MANLY, is the point, here.



Yes, I think that's it.










Keep keepin' it real, Geeb.









(credit to Democratic Underground for collecting these fine photos, among others)

11 comments:

catlebrity said...

"and we must top them"?

I always pegged him as a bossy bottom, and Condi the one with the catsuit and the whip.

cabdriver said...

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Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whos frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal these words appear:

'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

--Percy Bysshe Shelley

When we set out on this journey

There were no doubts in our minds

We set our eyes to the distance

We would find what we would find

We took courage from our numbers

What we sought, we did not fear

Sometimes we'd glimpse a shadow falling

Then the shadow would disappear... --Gordon Sumner

belledame222 said...

Oh, bless you, here I'd been assuming that this was a spambot and thinking, "gee, how wonderfully ironic that the random poetry manages to provide commentary on the actual post..."

yupper. "sneer of cold command!"

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Am totally pmsl - just brilliant!

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