Monday, December 19, 2005

Overheard at the corner grocery

An older man, talking and gesturing animatedly to the bemused clerks:

"Tomorrow, there will be estrike. I will..."

(bends head down to the counter, makes deep sniffing noises; straightens up, whistles WHEE-whoo, flaps his arms)

"...I will estay home, snort cocaina, and that's how I get to work! Eh? No bicycle, I will"

(flaps arms and whistles again)

"...I will fly! Ha, ha!"


Tuffy said...


catlebrity said...

maybe it's the wrong ethnic stereotype, but all I can think after reading that is: that's-a spicy meat-a-ball-a!

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