dude on other end of phone: Hello. May I please speak to the youngest
adult male in the household who's over eighteen and registered to
me: (pause, ignoring the second clause) You could, but he's busy in
his litter box right now.
dude: (pause, same dull telemarketer drone) Are you referring to the
dude: Well, I meant a human.
me: Sorry, can't help you. -click-
I'm such an asshole...