Friday, February 22, 2008

Why? Why? Why? Why has lightning not just struck O'Rly? part XXXVI in an ongoing series

SOP for this shitsucker of a campaign season as well as fucking fucking O'Rly, I suppose, but really.

O'Reilly says:

"I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there's evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels."


I don't know how his "hard facts" about how the woman is supposed to feel about whatever it is--oh, right, something or other she's not patriotic enough now or something, blah-- would be gleaned. Maybe Tom will lend him an e-meter or something. God knows if anyone's infested with stubborn itchy body thetans, it's gotta be BillO.

also, it is sweet that he is concerned about the "militant woman's" anger problem, is Bill.

but, yes, good of him to hold off on the LYNCHING PARTY, i feel. you know, till he can ascertain, in his fair and balanced way, whether she -deserves- it. oh, metaphorically, of course; it's not like he actually suggested she deserved the -literal- act, like whatsisstupidname, has-been Seinfeld comic with the "fork up your ass" thing. He just, what, chose an unfortunate turn of phrase for the smear campaign he's preparing to launch on a black woman, for not loving America enough, that is. And now everyone's jumping all over him just for that, right? Poor little soul. Typical, typical. Everyone out to get him for no reason. Almost like o i don't know a LYNCHING PARTY it is, really.

won't someone please think of the O'Rly?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny how he manages to be offensive even when he's trying to show off how measured and reasonable he is.

Am I the only one who immediately thought, "That's mighty white of him?"

*ducks*

Plain(s)feminist said...

Yeah, I'm with Emily. Holy fuck.

Again, more evidence that overt racism is perfectly acceptable these days.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Hello, beldam, belle dame,

I found you through Emily1 of Waiting for Dorothy. Needless to say, I blogrolled you. May I have a spot on your blogroll? Thanks.

belledame222 said...

hey, TPC, welcome! sure, adding you now. put you in the "multi/group" category, hope that's all right.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Abso-bloody-lutely, Belle dame!

Eli, I hate to admit it, but the same thought crossed my mind. Er, make that thoughts.

Anonymous said...

If only it weren't just avowed conservatives who were hating on Michelle Obama in explicitly racist ways, right? (insert primal scream here)

Thanks for your comments today.

belledame222 said...

yeah, I actually feel a rant of my own coming on, on that. if/when I have time/energy I'll blog it.

Anonymous said...

Yes, rant please! I'm getting tired of my own rants, and could use some vicarious ranting :)