Sunday, December 21, 2008

But what to me is this quintessence of dust? Huh? Well?

Someone, man or woman, I don't care, give me something to delight in, about my fellow critters. Something nice. I'm sick of people right now, and I don't like it, it's maudlin and tacky. Tell me something nice. Thx.

24 comments:

Ilyka said...

Have you seen this?

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

When I'm in this mood myself I can sometimes shake it by hunting up Eddie Izzard and Charlie Brooker videos on YouTube. There is something about Brits calling people tits and gits and cocks and cunts that I find so consoling.

belledame222 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA okay that does help actually, thanks.

dude, 1695 followers. that's a lot for an avian squawk.

belledame222 said...

Uh oh:

Don't you know it! said...

Gooses are the worst. You noticed I didn't even refer to them correctly? Come to goose poop park and you can ski!


Of course you realize this means war. Honk.

I think from now on, every time I run across Hugo or Elaine, instead of answering with actual words of my own effort, I'm just gonna post a hyperlink to somewhere particularly trenchant in that joint.

Isabel said...

Maybe this'll just out me as a sociopath, but Tickle Me Elmo On Fire makes me die laughing, every damn time.

or, if non-evil humor is your thing, maybe the evolution of dance?

Drakyn said...

Failblog is hilarious.
tv-links has all the moves, tv shows, anime, etc. you will ever need: tv-linksDOTcc/
Caramelldansen is the cutest song evar and there are sooo many adorable videos.

Ilyka said...

instead of answering with actual words of my own effort, I'm just gonna post a hyperlink to somewhere particularly trenchant in that joint.

Oh, why didn't I think of that? Never mind; I'll just steal it. I see repeated uses of both of these in my future:

How come there is only one set of footprints, huh?

Um, fuck you?

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belledame222 said...

You know, Anon, I don't know who you are or what your intention was in posting that here right now, but I thought it was fairly clear that I'm not in the goddamn mood. If you're a well-meaning but dour regular who just couldn't help hirself, once more, nicely: this is actually not the thread, I really do mean it.

If you were some chucklefuck deliberately trying to be evil, there, do not pass go, fuck -right- off and die. Take two aspirin in the morning and -don't- call me.

troubleinchina said...

At my workplace, my coworkers all drew me ponies because they were sad I was sick last week and couldn't work. PONIES FOR EVERYONE!

Fandom got together and did this fundraising thing for a homeless shelter that someone is volunteering at. They fundraised over 1500$ to buy new underwear, socks, bras, panties, t-shirts and the like for kids that were staying there that were wearing threadbare used clothes and called it Panties for Everyone! This makes me smile.

I have new mittens that are MONSTERS with TEETH and GOOGLEY EYES. And a Zebra hat! And a rainbow scarf of awesome. And Don has this great owl hat that looks like an old aviator's cap that he wears while cruising around in his chair and it's so hot. ;)

<3 <3 <3

CrackerLilo said...

You may not think you like bluegrass music, but you just might enjoy the Carolina Chocolate Drops' rendition of Blu Cantrell's Hit 'Em Up Style anyway. I must have played this clip, like, 50 times.

I hope today finds you feeling much better.

Tom Nolan said...

Perhaps this will cheer you up - and at the same time help give you some idea of the kind of person Goose needs to reach out to. Merry Christmas, Belle.

J. Goff said...

Have you seen the Get your War on animated videos?

J. Goff said...

This is my favorite.

J. Goff said...

My favorite is "I got UsWeekly coming out my ass!"

Comrade PhysioProf said...

This Youtube always brightens my mood, even though the actual lyrics are quite dour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTWdZhqoc0

Kristin said...

*is very curious to know what anon asshole actually said*

Kristin said...

CrackerLilo--The Carolina Chocolate Drops rock.

Kristin said...

And this Yoga for Cynics dude cracks me the hell up:

http://yogaforcynics.blogspot.com/

By way of his intro:

Anyway, we’re talking about free flowing inspiration from the core of one’s being and...well, actually we’re probably only partially talking about that, but it certainly seems like a cool idea. Let’s see how it goes....

If that’s not enough, there’s also c) the basic concept of the unwritten article, which may not end up having a hell of a lot to do with the blog. Nonetheless, it probably would’ve been something along the lines of: as “spiritual paths,” “means of attaining inner peace” or “traditional/holistic/post-hippie alternatives to taking truckloads of psychopharmaceuticals to keep from diving off a cliff” go, yoga is ideally suited for those who can’t write “spiritual paths,” etc. without putting said terms in quotes yet still feeling kind of embarrassed for using them in the first place. This has something to do with that “mind, body, spirit” thing your yoga-obsessed cousin’s always going on about in trying to get you to eat her macrobiotic vegan okra muffins.


Alright, so, obviously, that “spirit” part’s gonna a sticking point for the skeptic, since, contrary to the solemn intonations of that guy you know who dresses in bright pastels, has the world’s smallest ponytail, plays the didgeridoo, talks about his crystals as if they were children, uses “healing” as an adjective, and claims to have been Native American in a previous life, concepts like “spiritual energy, the “immortal soul,” and the very notion of “enlightenment” remain highly questionable...

Anonymous said...

No, I don't think the San Francisco gangrape story is funny at all. And I'm glad it's being reported on Towleroad and reported all over the place. Maybe I posted it in the wrong thread, but I know alleged gang-rapes is a subject you haven't hidden from before. Huckabee says gays haven't been beaten on enough (lol) so....

belledame222 said...

Okay, thanks for clearing it up, nony. It was unfortunate timing for a few reasons not worth going into; basically, I thought you might be someone else. Can you pick a pseud, by the way?

I'll look into posting on that later, yes, in a separate thread, sometimes I need a head shower. Obviously it's a bit close to home in several ways, that story.

belledame222 said...

Oh, that yogaforcynics thing looks -perfect,- thanks. I have a feeling I'm going to be needing a lot of that attitude these next few years...

Y'all have seen yogabeans, speaking of hilarious yoga-related sites, right? "Your Internet Source For Plastic Action Figures Demonstrating Ashtanga Yoga." Genius. I just wish she'd update more often.

CrackerLilo said...

@ Kristin: Plus *looks around, sees wife's not looking* Rhiannon Gittings is really rather smoking hot.

CrackerLilo said...

Glad you're feeling a little better, Belle!

Gaina said...

I warn you, I have a very juvenile sense if humour but these two never fail to cheer me up...

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/