Fetch me my axe: A posit

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A posit

Fisting is the key to overthrowing the corporate hegemony. What better way to say "Up the Man!" VIVA!

also, it's FUNFUNFUN and if you don't like it, you're a loser.

Discuss.

--UPDATE!!!

AND it's also in accordance with God's Will, no shit.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...: bahahahhahaha. :); June 20, 2006 8:28 AM
Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com said...: It's not that I don't *like* fisting, I've just never *tried* it.

And, um ... just out if curiousity and for the record ... if I were to admit that I think it would hurt, would that make me a wimp and/or a loser??? ;); June 20, 2006 8:32 AM
belledame222 said...: Well, as long as you also admit that you're a tool of the capitalist oppressors, just like the rest of us (only more so) I guess it's O.K.

(also for the record: I have yet to be on the receiving end. one of these days i'd like to work my way up; but, I'm in no rush); June 20, 2006 8:42 AM
antiprincess said...: oh my little cotton socks!

@stolie - proceed slowly but deliberately, with more lube than you'll think you'll ever need.

I've always found that fisting + clitoral stimulation is delightful, but fisting without clitoral stimulation is intolerably painful.; June 20, 2006 8:43 AM
antiprincess said...: I've played both pitcher and catcher. both were satisfying.; June 20, 2006 8:44 AM
antiprincess said...: b/l - maybe you're just deluded.; June 20, 2006 12:23 PM
Amber Rhea said...: Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand.

LOL!

I still can't figure out whether that site is a joke or for real. I linked to it a few months ago... I didn't know then, and I don't know now.; June 20, 2006 12:46 PM
belledame222 said...: I know, that's what's so brilliant.

i *think* it's a very deadpan joke

...or maybe some very heterodox, liberal Christians who're just doing this cause why not?; June 20, 2006 1:01 PM
belledame222 said...: although apparently there are Christian BDSM groups and they're dead serious. they keep it strictly in the man-on-top, you know.; June 20, 2006 1:42 PM
Alon Levy said...: You guys are all oppressed by capitalist diversion. The real way to fight capitalism is to form a close-knit consciousness raising group of 5-to-10 workers and bitch to one another about how evil capitalism is.

But EL is right: writing a letter to your Congresscritters is simply a waste of time promoted by a bunch of faux activists.; June 20, 2006 4:11 PM
rey said...: At first I was like, "This can't be real..." and then I read this part:

However, because of the intense nature of the act of fisting and the degree of surrender and submission involved in being fisted, a couple should first look deeply into their own hearts and pray for guidance as to whether it is wise for the wife to fist the husband. They should undertake this only if their relationship is such that the husband can assume a submissive and passive role during a sexual act, while afterward still maintaining his role as the spiritual head of the household and leader in the marriage. Our article on Christian BDSM also addresses this issue.

And then I was like, "Yeah, probably real."; June 20, 2006 4:25 PM
Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their Girls said...: I've never really wanted to have my uterus punched till bruised so I'm gonna have to go with being a tool of the capitalist oppressors.; June 20, 2006 9:07 PM
Blackamazon said...: I love you > THat is all.; June 20, 2006 9:36 PM
antiprincess said...: I don't believe I've ever caused uterine bruising. I could be wrong, but that's never the effect I was after.

I don't recall ever using a punching action either. it was more of a...a...well, I can't seem to describe it, now that I think about it. but there was no kind of "jab, jab - pow, pow" motion. it was more of a smooth, slow, deliberate penetration.; June 20, 2006 10:14 PM
belledame222 said...: >OT: i forgot. B, over at Bitchlab, the one you responded to belledame?

he's a rad fem influence man, so if you really want to know, he might be interesting. i think his gf is a radfem and he's read a bit. he's a lefty anarchist, though, so that throws a monkey wrench in it, in a way.

but i was thinking, we should pick his brain. :)>

--wait. Who?

oh, you don't mean radgeek, do you?; June 21, 2006 2:00 AM
belledame222 said...: gandhirules: not that this precludes you from being a tool of the capitalist oppressors, if that's what floats your boat, but: yeah, fisting doesn't really mean punching, at least for most people.

usually, at least in my experience, it's more like:
one potato, two potato, three potato four! five potato...eggh, that's the tricky part...fold in, curl under...oh, wow. Wow.

and hold it, pretty much.

some people to go on to more vigorous activity from there, but it's def. not required.; June 21, 2006 2:03 AM
the Yearning Heart said...: Because your fist, your fist
Is in my twist
Because your fist, your fist
I can't resist
Because your fist is in my twist
When I turn out the lights...

dedicated to Fistytwatter; June 21, 2006 3:33 AM
belledame222 said...: Huh. Don't remember him. Does he have a website? is it interesting? is it nice, my preciousssss? is it scrumptiously crunchable?

'cause, hm, I dunno, really. i mean, if he's a lot like Dim, I'm not sure how far we're gonna get if the line of questioning is pretty much:

"What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, damn."; June 21, 2006 4:15 AM
antiprincess said...: usually, at least in my experience, it's more like:
one potato, two potato, three potato four! five potato...eggh, that's the tricky part...fold in, curl under...oh, wow. Wow.

you ain't kidding.

it's amazing in there.; June 21, 2006 9:23 AM
belledame222 said...: Well, thank you all for playing. Duh, everybody knows that fisting is -really- ICKY. In fact, whatever else you were thinking about doing, it's icky too. Oh, and also bad for the Workers. Not that you can actually do anything to substantively change it, you deluded saps: you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Although, really, you know, it's better if you don't. Now let me tell you all everything that's wrong with you (yes, I mean *you*, specifically):

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But here, as a consolation prize, y'all can look at my taco.; June 21, 2006 3:57 PM
Unknown said...: I just think a fist wouldn't fit. In me, that is. Even my dentist sez I have a small mouth. And you know what they say about women with small mouths ...

But I've always been kinda vanilla -- or at least a creature of habit.

I like the Yearning Heart's riff on "Because your kiss" song. Funny~; June 21, 2006 11:36 PM
belledame222 said...: yes, that made me very happy.; June 21, 2006 11:37 PM
Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com said...: Okay, I think I got it ... lube, push out and relax ... and then admit that I'm a tool of the capitalist oppressors. ;); June 22, 2006 12:19 AM
belledame222 said...: goddamit, now I have that song stuck in my head.

i blame the imperialist military-industrial complex; June 23, 2006 10:23 AM

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

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