Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A posit

Fisting is the key to overthrowing the corporate hegemony. What better way to say "Up the Man!" VIVA!

also, it's FUNFUNFUN and if you don't like it, you're a loser.

Discuss.

--UPDATE!!!

AND it's also in accordance with God's Will, no shit.

38 comments:

Trin said...

bahahahhahaha. :)

FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

It's not that I don't *like* fisting, I've just never *tried* it.

And, um ... just out if curiousity and for the record ... if I were to admit that I think it would hurt, would that make me a wimp and/or a loser??? ;)

belledame222 said...

Well, as long as you also admit that you're a tool of the capitalist oppressors, just like the rest of us (only more so) I guess it's O.K.

(also for the record: I have yet to be on the receiving end. one of these days i'd like to work my way up; but, I'm in no rush)

antiprincess said...

oh my little cotton socks!

@stolie - proceed slowly but deliberately, with more lube than you'll think you'll ever need.

I've always found that fisting + clitoral stimulation is delightful, but fisting without clitoral stimulation is intolerably painful.

antiprincess said...

I've played both pitcher and catcher. both were satisfying.

thagmano said...

You're brainwashed. Hands are for holding, you poor thing. Don't you know fisting is just penis envy put to use?

Granted, delightful, fun for everyone use. Oh wait, God's ok with it?

Nevermind. Fist away.

*giggle*

EL said...

I was going to write a letter to my senators re: increasing the minimum wage. But I realized I could accomplish much more by laying A out and fisting for a bit. When we finished, we felt the Patriarchy move, just a bit, but we felt we'd done our part.

Bitch | Lab said...

el

bury his face in the pillow, grab his hair (if you can that is) and tug a bit, just so he knows you could_ mean business, make sure his ass his high in the air, THEN do it.

if you can work it so they're kind of shoved up against the wall or bedboard, head gently banging away, even better.

they don't realize how much they love it in that posish.

sorry: belledame made me promise to be totally lude. yell at her!

coz i'm joking about generalizations: some people like it that way. A may not! :)

and stolie: push out. and relax.

lie back and think of england kinda thing. heh.


YAY for the Fisty Faster Thread!

Bitch | Lab said...

lude is metaphysically different than lewd.

HA

Bitch | Lab said...

i think i might have had lube on the brain.

antiprincess said...

b/l - maybe you're just deluded.

Amber said...

Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand.

LOL!

I still can't figure out whether that site is a joke or for real. I linked to it a few months ago... I didn't know then, and I don't know now.

belledame222 said...

I know, that's what's so brilliant.

i *think* it's a very deadpan joke

...or maybe some very heterodox, liberal Christians who're just doing this cause why not?

Bitch | Lab said...

::i *think* it's a very deadpan joke::


agree.

i could see christians being serious about some totally swinging but ultimately "High Vanilla" (HA!) kinda sex, but fisting.

nuh uh.

belledame222 said...

although apparently there are Christian BDSM groups and they're dead serious. they keep it strictly in the man-on-top, you know.

Bitch | Lab said...

OT: i forgot. B, over at Bitchlab, the one you responded to belledame?

he's a rad fem influence man, so if you really want to know, he might be interesting. i think his gf is a radfem and he's read a bit. he's a lefty anarchist, though, so that throws a monkey wrench in it, in a way.

but i was thinking, we should pick his brain. :)

thagmano said...

although apparently there are Christian BDSM groups and they're dead serious.

What bizzaro world is this where Christians get BDSM and feminists only get ... well, nothing I guess. I don't think we're supposed to even want to have sex anymore. Perhaps I have chosen the wrong set of beliefs.

Christian kink, here I come!

Alon Levy said...

You guys are all oppressed by capitalist diversion. The real way to fight capitalism is to form a close-knit consciousness raising group of 5-to-10 workers and bitch to one another about how evil capitalism is.

But EL is right: writing a letter to your Congresscritters is simply a waste of time promoted by a bunch of faux activists.

Rey said...

At first I was like, "This can't be real..." and then I read this part:

However, because of the intense nature of the act of fisting and the degree of surrender and submission involved in being fisted, a couple should first look deeply into their own hearts and pray for guidance as to whether it is wise for the wife to fist the husband. They should undertake this only if their relationship is such that the husband can assume a submissive and passive role during a sexual act, while afterward still maintaining his role as the spiritual head of the household and leader in the marriage. Our article on Christian BDSM also addresses this issue.

And then I was like, "Yeah, probably real."

Bitch | Lab said...

Belle

Don't feel like searching the archives, but Henwood once came across a xtian site that was on and on about slaves for jesus.

he's catholic, and although he's never said, just dropped hints, i think he plays. but he totally loves to think about the BDSM subtext to christianity.

so, in that context. i can see it. bigtime. but fisting? nuh uh.

gandhi rules said...

I've never really wanted to have my uterus punched till bruised so I'm gonna have to go with being a tool of the capitalist oppressors.

Blackamazon said...

I love you > THat is all.

antiprincess said...

I don't believe I've ever caused uterine bruising. I could be wrong, but that's never the effect I was after.

I don't recall ever using a punching action either. it was more of a...a...well, I can't seem to describe it, now that I think about it. but there was no kind of "jab, jab - pow, pow" motion. it was more of a smooth, slow, deliberate penetration.

Bitch | Lab said...

@ alon

that's how the ComRods do it, yes!

Bitch | Lab said...

wait wait. i never read the introduction.

aren't we supposed to fist our bosses?

and i'm my own boss, though i answer to clients to make my bacon.

do i fist myself? or do i fist the clients?

Also, 'the man' as in government. Me, my fantasy would be to introduce dailykos to the lesbian phallus.

And I don't know why, but I'd like to use a loofah on O'rilly (tm).


@ antiprincess

this sounds about right to me.

both the deluded part and the gentle penetration.

belledame222 said...

>OT: i forgot. B, over at Bitchlab, the one you responded to belledame?

he's a rad fem influence man, so if you really want to know, he might be interesting. i think his gf is a radfem and he's read a bit. he's a lefty anarchist, though, so that throws a monkey wrench in it, in a way.

but i was thinking, we should pick his brain. :)>

--wait. Who?

oh, you don't mean radgeek, do you?

belledame222 said...

gandhirules: not that this precludes you from being a tool of the capitalist oppressors, if that's what floats your boat, but: yeah, fisting doesn't really mean punching, at least for most people.

usually, at least in my experience, it's more like:
one potato, two potato, three potato four! five potato...eggh, that's the tricky part...fold in, curl under...oh, wow. Wow.

and hold it, pretty much.

some people to go on to more vigorous activity from there, but it's def. not required.

the Yearning Heart said...

Because your fist, your fist
Is in my twist
Because your fist, your fist
I can't resist
Because your fist is in my twist
When I turn out the lights...

dedicated to Fistytwatter

Bitch | Lab said...

Belle

A guy who goes by B. You responded to him on a thread recently. he was talking about the radfem theory of rape.

he kinda jumped in and didn't pay attention, so was pretty much giving us BeavFLEA 101.

But you said you wanted to know about radfem men: he's one. BUT, he's of the anarchist variety.

One faction of early radfems were anarchists and a lot of current anarchist feminist theory is inlfuenced by radfem.

belledame222 said...

Huh. Don't remember him. Does he have a website? is it interesting? is it nice, my preciousssss? is it scrumptiously crunchable?

'cause, hm, I dunno, really. i mean, if he's a lot like Dim, I'm not sure how far we're gonna get if the line of questioning is pretty much:

"What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, damn."

antiprincess said...

usually, at least in my experience, it's more like:
one potato, two potato, three potato four! five potato...eggh, that's the tricky part...fold in, curl under...oh, wow. Wow.


you ain't kidding.

it's amazing in there.

belledame222 said...

Well, thank you all for playing. Duh, everybody knows that fisting is -really- ICKY. In fact, whatever else you were thinking about doing, it's icky too. Oh, and also bad for the Workers. Not that you can actually do anything to substantively change it, you deluded saps: you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Although, really, you know, it's better if you don't. Now let me tell you all everything that's wrong with you (yes, I mean *you*, specifically):

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But here, as a consolation prize, y'all can look at my taco.

Amy said...

I just think a fist wouldn't fit. In me, that is. Even my dentist sez I have a small mouth. And you know what they say about women with small mouths ...

But I've always been kinda vanilla -- or at least a creature of habit.

I like the Yearning Heart's riff on "Because your kiss" song. Funny~

belledame222 said...

yes, that made me very happy.

FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

Okay, I think I got it ... lube, push out and relax ... and then admit that I'm a tool of the capitalist oppressors. ;)

Bitch | Lab said...

Also, Belle. It was a nice to touch to include "fisting' and "n... Ahhh. neeeevermind.

Bitch | Lab said...

stolie -- i forgot. i used to use you 'hot chick' photo whenever hacker dewds in online communities were ask me for a pic. heh.

belledame222 said...

goddamit, now I have that song stuck in my head.

i blame the imperialist military-industrial complex