Saturday, May 09, 2009

Lawsuits from the Moon!!

Long as I was lookin' at the PUMAs, I had to check in on the Birfers as well. You remember the Birthers, right? People who still think they can get rid of Obama on the grounds that he was born in Kenya or Canada or both, or Hawaii isn't really a state or they didn't consent to this reality and it's in the Constitution that they don't have to, possibly all of the above. also something about Bigfoot or twelve foot grey aliens or something. They make the PUMAs look downright sober.

So, the details are kind of boring, but the summary, as far as I can make out, is that there's been an implosion in the ranks, and one Head Birfer Dime Store Lawyer is now suing the other one. Good times already, right? Guess how much they're asking for?

"Total payday they're trying to get from the defendants? $5,044,000,000. That's five BILLION, 44 million dollars."


I don't know why I never thought of that. I'm gonna go sue someone right NOW. I figure even if they only give me 1% that's still a cool 50 million right there; and how could they possibly not grant me 1 measly percent? Right? 50 M ought to get me through the rest of Obama's deadly reign, at -least.-

Maybe I'll do my next door neighbor, I'm sick of the loud music on weeknights.


Alon Levy said...

Hey, it's not only our side's radicals who have schisms.

Comrade PhysioProf said...

It's amazing these people can tie their fucking shoes in the morning.

Nick said...

I must be the only person reading this whose never heard of P.U.M.A.

Alon Levy said...

PUMA = People United Means Action. Basically, people who got pissed that Clinton lost the Democratic nomination and went over to the Republicans. The only one of them I know anything about, Violet Socks, is motivated by a strange form of radical feminism and a burning hatred for Obama dating back to when he tried to court conservative Christians.

belledame222 said...

Here, Nick.