Monday, March 06, 2006

You Will Take My Dildo Only When You Pry It From My Cold, Dead, Sticky Fingers



Just in case you're still wondering, crap like this is a fair part of fuel behind the sex-positive movement. Tennessee Guerrilla Women report:


If the Victorians have their way, it will soon become a crime to sell, advertise, publish, or exhibit dildos in this red state. Presumably "exhibit" is what happens when more than one person is caught in the vicinity of a dildo. The lawmakers are willing to permit some exceptions, such as the study of dildos by college students and professors. Were you looking for a subject for your Master's thesis? Interviewing lawmakers on this touchy subject could prove highly stimulating.

Note: there are already existing laws in other states banning or otherwise restricting sex toys. I'll see if I can dig up details later; as I recall some of them were pretty funny.

Meanwhile, make yourself comfortable and take the edge off with a Louisiana-based, fifty-something grandma who lifts weights, dances the zydeco, and oh yeah, writes brilliantly. On the whole, the very opposite of a buzzkill. Granny Gets A Vibrator.

5 comments:

kactus said...

As I said on another thread about this topic, I foresee a surge in sales of electric "body massagers," which many of us have been using for years anyway.

kactus said...

And what about the dildos you already own? Do you have to get rid of them? Throw 'em in the trash? Does that include your husband, or the guy sitting on your couch watching football? Is there a special way to dispose of sex toys? And can they do DNA tests to hunt you down if you try to dispose of them? These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night.

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