Fetch me my axe: Dear Jay Leno: This is my gayest look, from me to you:

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Dear Jay Leno: This is my gayest look, from me to you:

Yes! That's right! It's the CLEAR-EYED LESBIAN GAZE OF DOOM. Tremble before its power, Jay Leno (you douchebag). Tremble, I say!

Shakesville has moar.

8 comments:

J. Goff said...: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!; March 25, 2008 11:28 PM
antiprincess said...: ha!

you know, my other brother (the not-in-Iraq brother) is obsessed with Jay Leno. like DSM-IV quality obsessed. not some plain old "I'm a big fan" obsessed. straight-up mentally-ill obsessed.

brothar haz not srs gazes. brothar iz blindeded by Jay Leno.; March 26, 2008 6:16 PM
belledame222 said...: gah, why? I mean...what about him? The jaw? The irrespressible wit? ?; March 26, 2008 6:36 PM
antiprincess said...: who knows, dude. he's always been odd, that one. he claims that he read Leno's autobiography, and it had some sort of redemptive power for him.

he also likes transformers and buicks.

yes, he's 31 and single, why do you ask?; March 26, 2008 7:00 PM
belledame222 said...: oh dear...; March 26, 2008 7:12 PM
Anthony Kennerson said...: Hey, I'm nearly 44 and single, and I already hate Leno's arse for lowering the standard that Johnny Carson established....that he turns out to be a anti-gay bigot asshat is simply gravy on the mashed potatoes. That jaw doesn't help matters, either.

I might not be gay, but I do have a serious look for him coming soon.; March 27, 2008 9:26 PM
fastlad said...: I'd only use it's awesome power for good, naturally.; March 31, 2008 4:43 PM
belledame222 said...: yeah, yeah, that's what they all say...; March 31, 2008 5:26 PM

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