Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Dear Jay Leno: This is my gayest look, from me to you:



Yes! That's right! It's the CLEAR-EYED LESBIAN GAZE OF DOOM. Tremble before its power, Jay Leno (you douchebag). Tremble, I say!

Shakesville has moar
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9 comments:

J. Goff said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

antiprincess said...

ha!

you know, my other brother (the not-in-Iraq brother) is obsessed with Jay Leno. like DSM-IV quality obsessed. not some plain old "I'm a big fan" obsessed. straight-up mentally-ill obsessed.

brothar haz not srs gazes. brothar iz blindeded by Jay Leno.

belledame222 said...

gah, why? I mean...what about him? The jaw? The irrespressible wit? ?

antiprincess said...

who knows, dude. he's always been odd, that one. he claims that he read Leno's autobiography, and it had some sort of redemptive power for him.

he also likes transformers and buicks.

yes, he's 31 and single, why do you ask?

belledame222 said...

oh dear...

Anthony Kennerson said...

Hey, I'm nearly 44 and single, and I already hate Leno's arse for lowering the standard that Johnny Carson established....that he turns out to be a anti-gay bigot asshat is simply gravy on the mashed potatoes. That jaw doesn't help matters, either.

I might not be gay, but I do have a serious look for him coming soon.

fastlad said...

The days, the nights, I've languished on my king size divan or bed, hoping, praying for just the merest chink of that clear eyed lesbian gaze.

fastlad said...

I'd only use it's awesome power for good, naturally.

belledame222 said...

yeah, yeah, that's what they all say...