As per a comment here: (waves merrily)
Dear tayefeth, whoever the hell you are:
HEY LADY! YA WANNA FUCK?!?!?!
I mean, only as a ruse to take your MAY-UN, of course.
Oh, wait --I already was a lesbian. Dunno about the sublimation. Sounds kinky, though.
And you, well, YOU'RE a genius.
xoxoxo, babes! keep digging, and drop us all a postcard when you get to China, will you?