Please do not emblazon "Do we eat spiders in our sleep?", complete with graphics of big crawly spiders, across the top of my screen.
I don't care that the answer is "no." I don't care that it (obviously) got me to click on it. That was dirty pool.
and no, before you ask, I don't want some disgusting ad with visuals of a dirty pool for whatever reason -either.-
i hate you a lot,