What does this say?
Uh, can't you read that?
I can't read this. What is this? "Abt natural"?
No it just reads, "Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural."
Does it say, "Act natural"?
I, uh, am pointing a gut at you.
That looks like "gub", it doesn't look like "gun".
No, it's "gub". That's a B.
No you see, it's an N... G-U-N.
George, would you step over here a moment please.
What does this say?
"Please put $50 thousand into this bag and... abt"
- What's "abt"? - "Act"
Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
"Gun". You see. But what's "abt" mean?
It's "act"...A- C-T, act.
Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.
- Oh, I see, this is a hold up. - Yes.
May I see your gun?
Well, you'll have to have this note initialized by one of our vice-presidents
before I can give you any money.
I'm in a rush.
- What?! - You see I'm in a rush.
I'm sorry, but that's our policy.
-- Take the Money and Run, i.e. Woody Allen when he was actually funny
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"Waitaminnit! I have it! This gentleman has committed a spelling error! His note should have read, 'I have come to rob you'!"
"Yeah, yeah! I'd never robe anybody!"
"Well, there's just one thing to do, then."
"What's that?"
"Call a cope."
--Rita Moreno and Luis Alvarez on the Electric Company
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