Monday, April 28, 2008

Quote of the day, 4/28/08

Nick: My simple child reaction of what you did is that you are not funny. Funnier than you is even Stuart Schlossman, who is my friend, and is eleven, and puts walnuts in his mouth and makes noises. What is not funny is to call us names, and what is mostly not funny is how sad you are, and I'd feel sorry for you if it wasn't for how dull you are. And those are the worst-tasting potato chips that I've ever tasted. And that's my opinion from the blue, blue sky.


--A Thousand Clowns

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only things funnier than creeping out over Shannon Elizabeth are jokes about black men being animals and jokes about gang-rape! Three absolutely hysterical jokes in one post - move over Lenny Bruce and Dave Chappelle, we have a new groundbreaking comic in the works!

belledame222 said...

"Cuttin Up Hookers" t-shirts, those are a scream, too, I tell ya.

yeah. angry little men spewing toxic crap all over the place: We Are Not Amused. in fact, Bored Now.

Anonymous said...

so, ive been reading your comments on feministe in response to the AM BFP racist images appropriation uproar, and i must tell you, i love you. passionately. whenever you tell some idiot to fuck off my toes curl in glee! so heres some random internet love to brighten your day.

belledame222 said...

:) thanks! that brightened my day, too! welcome, jessilikewhoa.

Daisy said...

For some reason, when Dr Markowitz says "You go see the Leadbellys!"--I just sputter and end up ROFL, like literally, on the floor. I don't know WHY its funny, either, but it just kills me the way she (Barbara Harris?) says it..

Also Mr Daisy has been saying "slightly to the left of whoopee" most of his life, from that movie..

Brown shoes don't make it/quit school why fake it...

Belle gets all the cool commenters. :)

Anonymous said...

I have searched for the line of this Movie - One Thousand Clowns for too many unsuccessful years (approx 35+ years).Then forgot about it, til seeing it on a google search and then on your site.