We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
I am so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
[The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a] mind-bogglingly stupid animal. It thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. Terribly daft, but very, very ravenous.
--Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy