Cat poking around behind my (open! it was OPEN!!!) briefcase sitting on the floor, where it's been collecting dust, in a corner. "Aw, kitty, whatcha got, huh--"
Speaking of Kill it! KILL IT!!!!
BIGGEST GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING ROACH I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
certainly the biggest one i have ever seen indoors
in MY apartment.
which has had mice at one point but thank fuck, i had thanked fuck, never seemed to get any but the occasional baby-to-medium sized roach.
I had to drop a bag of books on it, and the goddam antenna were STILL twitching, and and then...of COURSE i'm out of paper towels and have to resort to KLEENEX, and...
i'm still traumatized
help me please