Quote of the day, 10/18/06

"Why, a four-year-old child could understand this. (Run out and find me a four-year-old child; I can't make head or tail out of it.)"

and

"Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi. — "

finally:

"Go, and never darken my towels again."

--Marx (not Karl, the important one), "Duck Soup"