Saturday, December 30, 2006

Well, that explains it

From the spamcatcher, this just in:

Dear, friend!
IS SOME ONE USING BLACK MAGIC UPON YOU ?

Due to jealousy, heart burning or some base cause, the Tantriks use cheap tactics to overcome the adversaries, which ruins one's life. Are you also under such a spell?

We must have peace and happiness in life, and to achieve the same we work hard. But we do not get in return to the proportions of our labour.

We get very little even after the best of our efforts, we toil to get success in our business but the profits are too little. We do not want any discontentment or discord in our family life, but inspite of our best efforts, the peace and tranquility of our family is disturbed.

On the other hand people work very little, but get too much in return. Businessmen have ample wealth just be putting in little efforts, bUt we are disappointed even after continuous efforts. It leads us to conclude, that there are some evil forces whichmake our strategies unsuccessful.

Tantrik Prayog : Major Causes

Whenever you face such situations, feel assured that someone has used Black Magic on you, as a result of which all your efforts become ineffective.

Though such prayog is not easy, but some Tantriks expertise in it and torture innocent souls at the behest of selfish and greedy people. Such Tantriks have made Black Magic their profession, and use it on others indiscriminately at the behest of their adversaries, to mint money. Thus the happy life of the people is spoiled.

Such so-called Black-Magicians, no doubt can harm others, but they do not possess the powers to counter such moves. As a result the victim keeps on suffering and sometimes it leads to the death of the victim. It is in fact very easy to cause harm through Tantra, but very difficult to amend the damage done. In order to learn the art of saving, one has to WORK hard and only a amil of high caliber can do so.

SYMPTOMS OF BLACK MAGIC

1. Continuous illness. All treatments fail.
2. Constant worries, suicidal tendencies, or a desire to move away from home and family.
3. Continuous illness of any member of the family.
4. Too much weakness associated with obesity and being short tempered.
5. Sterility, without any physical deficiency or without any medical reason.
6. Repeated miscarriages or death of the children.
7. Sudden unnatural deaths in the family.
8. Problems in the construction of house, factory or any other building.
9. Shortness of money, inspite of hard labour.
10. No desire to live. Feels suffocated. Life seems useless. No desire to rise in life.
11. Sudden quarrels between brothers or the members of the family, without any reason.
12. Achievement of objectives seems impossible.
13. Loss in the business of property.
14. Ill-health and under-development of children.
15. Loss of peace due to the fear of enemies and their evil designs.
16. Discord between spouses or the family.
17. Greatest efforts resulting in a failure.
18. Lack of Govt. favours, promotions and the desired transfers.
19. Poverty, inspite of hard work

These are some effects which prove that you are under the spell of Black Magic+
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NAME
MOTHER NAME
DATE OF BIRTH
PLACE OF BIRTH
SITUATED
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AMIL ABBAS ALI SHAH'S CONTRIBUTION WERE MADE IN THE FIELD OF SPRITUAL DEVELOPEMENT.HE ALSO PLAYED HIS ROLE IN SOCIETY BY PROVIDING ABSOLUTELY FREE TREATMENT TO THE POOR AND DISTRESS

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I think Amil may be onto something. But, how do i know this is on the level? oh, he did send references:

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10 comments:

antiprincess said...

back in the day when I was a practicing pagan-type, my mate and I swore by Skippy's brand magical products.

from Dragon's Blood to Graveyard Dust - Skippy's is the name you trust.

Veronica said...

THAT is AWESOME!

I only ever get spam for penis enlargement.

nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez said...

hahaha! i only get spam for black magical penis enlargement.

antiprincess said...

veronica, how much bigger do they think you'll want to go?

I'm pretty sure your penis is more than adequate for your needs. Bigger than your forearm might be gilding the lily a bit.

:)

(I kid, because I love.)

word verification: dnkoc

Sylvia said...

Why the magic gotta be black???

;)

belledame222 said...

i think amil sent me his email address in the original spam; you could ask him. also what his rates are. i'd be curious...

welcome, btw!

JackGoff said...

BD, I think this was how rootietoot gave you her hangover.

"She's a witch! Burn 'er!"

WV: cdknqako

Rootietoot said...

I'm no witch! I'm a presbyterian!

belledame222 said...

Yeah, yeah, so how come you turned me into a newt, hm?

(I got better)

Professor Zero said...

This is funny!!! :-)