Friday, April 03, 2009

And while we're on the subject of vajayjay problems you didn't know you had to worry about:

(see here for earlier reference)


Best. Review. Evar. Especially since I don't even have to read the original to get the lulz. Be sure to read the comments, too.

h/t thedilettante


Lucy said...

I'm laughing my fool head off. The cats are looking at me funny again. Ah, and to think I gave up reading comic books.

Ruth Moss said...

*checks fanjo for ghostly apparitions*

Nah, all good here.

belledame222 said...

they might be hiding

Mandos said...

They Might Be Giants.

Emily said...

Is my vagina haunted? It's more likely than you think.

belledame222 said...

"It's more likely than you think"

I debated hyperlinking the ED "centipedes?" page. i decided it would shred whatever remained of my dubious cred, not that anyone's really paying attention, but, yeah, I dunno if I'd respect myself in the morning.

Emily said...

OK, I did the dirty work for you:

Yeah, ED can be funny, but the Asian bride ads and problematic language can be too much for me, sometimes.

belledame222 said...

yeah. and so on, and so on, and so on.

but, yeah, the basic meme, I can't stop laughing every time I see it, I'm afraid.

belledame222 said...

...-still- giggling at the comments. too much snarky goodness for one go, man.

ock Ripsnort Says:

The only thing better/worse than SLIT! as the sound of a vajayjay being removed is the line in the next panel–”Our lips are sealed.” O, DAMN YOU Go-Gos! DAMN YOU TO A HAUNTED VAGINA!
Seriously, I hurt myself falling out of my chair laughing at this.

85Steve Says:
If only this had been released a few years ago. I would have slipped it into my marriage vows somehow.

“In sickness and in health. In vaginal haunting or scrotal possession….”

Mr. Canacorn Says:
Okay, the whole haunted vagina is awesome, but the self censored “f*ucking” reminded me of a kind of related story….not interested? A story that involves the Wu-Tang Clan…interested now, Mr. Sims?
I used to work at a porn store and we were allowed to play our own cds. I was Wu obsessed back in the late 90s and they were the only cds I would play during my overnight shifts….every night.
Soooo, one of the regulars actually complained about the offensive language he had to endure while shopping in a porn store. If you cold have seen the stack of videos in his hands you’d be just as flabbergasted as I was…I mean, really, anything ODB has to say is worse than what was on those tapes? I think not.

This story is better when I can tell you what he was holding…but I don’t think it would be appropriate to say anal gangbang and anal chiropractor on The ISB.

Alan Says:
Some of you guys are getting it wrong…
“Your vagina is haunted!” IS funny but it’s the lead-in “You have to get out of here!” that somehow takes it that extra glorious mile.

Hero: You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!

[Pan up to see victim's head explode as she realizes she can not 'get out of here' because what's haunted IS HER OWN VAGINA!!!]

Bob Ginwood Says:
It dives! It weaves! You control it! Terrify friends and family with What Lies Beneath!
One Vagina: #PC4U300 $11.95
Two Vaginas: #PC4U400 $14.95

Lisa Says:
I am visiting my gynecologist tommorow just to tell him that my vagina is haunted and ask him what he’s going to do about it.

yousayvajayjay Says:

“Hey! You’ve got ghosts in your snatch!”

“For the last time, that ain’t ecto-plasma, it’s supposed to do that.”

“No, not your taint, I mean your vagina is haunted.”
“But I used a condom!”

…I’m fired. I’ll clean out my desk right away.

Formless777 Says:

The precious tastelessness of it all. You have to get out of here, your vagina is haunted. Not such an uncommon literary theme strangely enough as a quick google of “Haunted vagina”. Grom is quite correct. One even featured the line…”It’s hard to love a girl whose vagina is a portal to the netherworld”. Now that’s a vaginal fart to avoid…

GL Says:
Adding: What kind of notes did he send the colorist I wonder? Because if I was said colorist, he would get an e-mail back that stated, mere spoken words do not explain my hatred of you, so I was forced to make a song. Then there would be an .mp3 of me singing how hitler and stalin were evil, vile people but they did not do things like make me color a bleeding vagina. That is bleeding up?