The late Richard Relleck, a skeptic famed for debunking ghost sightings, apologized today for personally haunting the Relleck country estate.
“I wish I could just disappear,” said the specter of the humiliated investigator, “but the best I can do is become sort of lamely translucent.”
Mr. Relleck had tried for weeks to debunk himself, dismissing his ghostly form as variations in air pressure, reflections of car headlights, or smudges of dirt on the lenses of cameras.
“I guess I’m authentic,” Relleck said. The skeptic’s estate has refused to offer a refund for his book Ghosts Are Unreal!
during the godawful time right after 9/11, the WWN was the only paper from tabloid to Serious that gave me a much needed smile with a headline:
“MINI MERMAID FOUND IN TUNA SANDWICH”
“I asked for extra mayo, and got THIS instead” area local says