Tuesday, May 01, 2007

...there! you see?! you SEE??? sinist0r caBaLZ r EVERYWHERES!!!

regard! The Sorosphere! with flowchart! brought to you by Three Guesses.

"Elements of NBC News" does sound more impressive than "that Olbermann person what is SO MEEEEN TO ME, oooo, i just! hate him! and i hate his ASS FACE"

enemies are everywhere, eh BillO?

i am sure that what this journalist calls "stalking," then, he'd probably see as...self-defense? something. justified, certainly; isn't it always?

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."

...and the path of the paranoid assholian nebech is much the same, with the addition of banana peels.


Anthony Kennerson said...

Oh, that Centrifuge....heheheh

So...Soros is supposed to have soooo much power that he destroys his enemies. Gee...sure worked for Ned Lamont last election, didn't it??

And John Edwards is the next Soros sycophant??? Really, BillO??? Like Obama or Hilary or Kucinich wouldn't do so well???

Memo to Mr. O'Liely: Stop sexually harrassing your female staffers; stop stalking female reporters; and most of all, BillO......remember to turn the butt plug off BEFORE you go on the air.

Oh..and how's that Jenna Jameson video going???


Anonymous said...

That was hilarious.

I loved the bit where they built it up as, 'This is going on totally under the radar, Americans don't know who he is, it's all in secret"

And then they come out with, "Soros isn't even trying to keep his fingerprints off this"

Do these people even listen to what they're saying?

I suppose, incidentally, they missed the part where "buying an election" in their definition rather requires the voters to choose the buyer's candidate over the other guy in a democracy - I suppose they'd have to assume evil thought-control rays were at work if it turned out the American public actually wanted a left-wing candidate in the White House!

Trinity said...


Dak said...

If Soros believes wealth controls culture...what do they believe controls culture? They're Republicans, right? Capitalist, "please don't tax me," big money, big business righties. I'm confused.

belledame222 said...

why, Morals, of course...