Monday, November 13, 2006

And the winning search string of the day is:

"What kind of black worms are in my Jacuzzi?"

I'm not sure whether I'm more disturbed by the question itself (hello to the imagery) or that whoever-it-was thinks -I- have the answer. What do I look like, some sort of helminthologist pool cleaning service?

more disturbing still: right now is not a good time for the deja vu to start cropping up. no.

18 comments:

Unsane said...

The black worms in the jacuzzi are shrinken cocks from voodoo experiments which went wrong. They are impossible remove except if a black cat cross your path twice.

rey said...

This morning I got a hit from the search: Filipinos who think they are above white people.

Not that I'm not above white people, I'm just far too polite to actually blog about it.

:-p

JackGoff said...

Unsane, that cracked me up!

Taihae said...

i got a hit for "hot young girl incest"...

belledame222 said...

Today's question:

"is oy politically correct?"

also

"how much trans fat is in a recess buttercup"

Have I suddenly become Mr. Wizard or something? oy.

Rootietoot said...

yes and too much

JackGoff said...

Dude, I totally liked recess in elementary school. How can a recess buttercup be bad?

Kim said...

Didn't "oy" orginate from English ska non-racist skinheads? Of course there's the whole Jewish thing tho, I guess too.

I say "ay!" with an attempted latina accent.
Is this PC?

What the hell is a recess buttercup? Do you mean Reece's Peanutbutter cup?

Kim said...

Black worms?

Your word verification says "hoplivy." I'm more concerned about that :)

Lingual X said...

I. C. K. I mean seriously, black worms + jacuzzi. In New York? Where do they think your spa is, in the closet?

belledame222 said...

>what the hell is a recess buttercup?

dude, i just report; you decide.

i'm sure they did mean reese's, but it's more interesting to think it's something else.

Nanette said...

Ugh - that's enough to make you swear off jacuzzis forever! Not that I spend a lot of time in them anyway, but by the time I stopped scouring the water for black worms before getting in, it would no doubt be time to get out.

Hopefully they are not like those ones in... um... South America? Somewhere, that enter your body through the genitals (male or female). I forget what they do once they get there, but I assume it's not pleasant.

piny said...

Hopefully they are not like those ones in... um... South America? Somewhere, that enter your body through the genitals (male or female). I forget what they do once they get there, but I assume it's not pleasant.

Okay, so the post didn't completely ruin jacuzzis for me, but this comment did.

belledame222 said...

fuck that, I'm moving into one a them sterile plastic bubbles and nevernevernever coming out.

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

goddam, that's worse than the dinner-plate size spiders and the resulting thread on feministe.

Nanette said...

LOL, sorry, piny!

It's just that I have a worm phobia anyway (I didn't eat lettuce for years after watching one PBS show) and those burrowing ones are the first things I think of when I hear about worms in water.

I wouldn't mind one of those plastic bubbles myself, belle, sigh. So many creepy crawlies (or swimmies), and we don't know the half of them.

I'm sure jacuzzis are safe tho. Enjoy!

belledame222 said...

oh, yeah, right, -now- she says...

Veronica said...

EW!

Alon Levy said...

I follow Bender, who declares, "I'm not a racist - I think all humans are equally inferior to robots."

Why would "oy" be racist?