Friday, November 10, 2006

Oh dear GOD NO

So I updated my statcounter, and i now get a whole bunch more stats for one low low price. Included in the stats are more keyword searches. So far they are surprisingly benign. With a few exceptions. Most notably, THIS:

falafel sex o'reilly jacking video


i just. don't. even. want. to know. 'k? whoever you are: just leave quietly. go. thank you.

oh my poor nerves

11 comments:

Veronica said...

do you suppose such a thing actually exsists?

belledame222 said...

well i bet if you (or anyone) were to type in that search string your very own self, you might find out.

let me know how it works out for you if you do.

or, actually, on second thought: please don't.

belledame222 said...

..mebbe these guys know (they were already on my blogroll):

http://falafelsex.blogspot.com/

simply wondered said...

sounds like a fascinating middle eastern food meets irish music sex site - can't be the only one surely...and so ethnic

Suzanne said...

While that is clearly disturbing, 22 separate searches for "jewish pussy" have led people to my site in the past week. I wonder if they think it looks different based on religion or if it is a Hisidic guy who feels guilty looking at internet porn unless it is one of the tribe.

belledame222 said...

the latter would be more interesting. and possible; hey, I saw "Holy Land."

my favorite search string ever:

"no one knows the meaning of nipples and what they can do to our souls"

Rootietoot said...

falafel sex o'reilly...sounds like corned beef and hash to me.

Sly Civilian said...

this reminds me...i need to start collecting search strings and do a Best Of post. there have been some priceless ones.

witchy-woo said...

This reminds me... men are fucking privileged wankers.

Steer clear WW.

:)

kactus said...

I get many, many searches (several a day) for "tiny penises."

I think there's widespread insecurity and/or dissatisfaction out there.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear god in heaven i beseech thee: forgive them thier sins for they know not what they do!