So I updated my statcounter, and i now get a whole bunch more stats for one low low price. Included in the stats are more keyword searches. So far they are surprisingly benign. With a few exceptions. Most notably, THIS:
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i just. don't. even. want. to know. 'k? whoever you are: just leave quietly. go. thank you.
oh my poor nerves