How long have you been blogging?
Goin on a year now.
Self-Portrait:
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Why do readers read your blog?
They don't; they are all my sock puppets; all of them. Including you.
What was the last search phrase someone used to get to your site?
The last five were:
"Objectification;" "ontological buttpaste;" "butch dyke sissification;" "most irritating thing in the world;" and "stuff bra with pudding filled water balloons."
That last one, by the way, I got twice. Not counting the three separate searches for
"fill water balloons with pudding and stuff their bra with it."
And I will have you know that I chose the "Thespian" post BEFORE i read this, thankee;
which can only mean that the SYNCRHONICITY PUDDING GODS are smilin' on me once again.
laughing at. smiling. whichever.
Which of your entries unjustly gets too little attention?
"Nobody Knows I'm a Thespian." because there cannot be enough attention paid to the works of Hroswitha Von Gandersheim, or the perils of exploding water-balloon tits.
Your current favorite blog?
Wasn't there some kind of story about this? Something involving some dude who was supposed to choose the most beautiful goddess and he couldn't make up his mind and then he did and there was a war and someone put an apple on his head and shot him? No thank YOU; i'm far too clever.
What blog did you read most recently?
Uh, all of them I think. No: um, well, check the sidebar. Some of those.
Which feeds do you subscribe to?
I dunno how to do that shit.
What blogs are you tagging with this meme and why?
White Bear; Black Amazon; Train Mama; Midwestern Transport. 'cause I've met 'em all and they're all swell and they're in NOO YAWK, and because they will just love me for this.
5 comments:
>They don't; they are all my sock puppets; all of them. Including you.
Heh. Now there's a visual that made me spit my Gatorade everywhere. :-)
OMG. You can't be serious about not knowing how to subscribe to feeds. Can you?
don't wanna.
I used to do the whole newsreader thing and then I realized I was missing out on a lot by not actually going to the sites themselves. I'm with belledame, I don't wanna subscribe.
This explains a lot, such as why I have buttons for eyes and a stripey complexion.
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