Wednesday, September 27, 2006

On second thought, maybe Cthulhu would be better at this "democracy" thing

Fucking hell.

WASHINGTON - The House approved legislation Wednesday giving the Bush administration authority to interrogate and prosecute terrorism detainees, moving President Bush to the edge of a pre-election victory with a key piece of his anti-terror plan.

The mostly party-line 253-168 vote in the Republican-run House came shortly after senators agreed to limit debate on their own nearly identical bill, all but assuring its passage on Thursday.

Republican leaders are hoping to work out differences and send Bush a final version before leaving town this weekend to campaign for the Nov. 7 congressional elections.

For nearly two weeks the GOP have been embarrassed as the White House and rebellious Republican senators have fought publicly over whether Bush's plan would give him too much authority. But they struck a compromise last Thursday, and Republicans are hoping approval will bolster their effort to cast themselves as strong on national security, a marquee issue this election year.

House Majority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, all but dared Democrats to vote against the legislation.

"Will my Democrat friends work with Republicans to give the president the tools he needs to continue to stop terrorist attacks before they happen, or will they vote to force him to fight the terrorists with one arm tied behind his back?" he asked just before members cast their ballots...

With elections just weeks away, the debate over the legal handling of terrorists was often partisan with some Democrats contending the bill would approve torture.

"All Americans want to hold terrorists accountable, but if we try to redefine the nature of torture, whisk people into secret detention facilities and use secret evidence to convict them in special courts, our actions do in fact embolden our enemies," said Rep. Jim Moran, D-Va.

Others vehemently opposed language that would give the president wide latitude to interpret international standards of prisoner treatment and bar detainees from going to federal court to protest their treatment and detention under the right of habeas corpus. Supporters of the bill have said eliminating habeas corpus was intended to keep detainees from flooding federal courts with appeals.

Pathetic. The lot. Absolutely fucking pathetic. Yay! Yay! Let's give Fearless Leader MORE POWER to decide what is and isn't torture, because he knows so much better than the entire fucking rest of the so-called civilized world. Keep us safer. because he's done such a fucking swell job thus far; clearly, what we need is MORE TORTURE.


Sly Civilian said...

i for one, welcome our Old God Overlords.

Cthulhu, he can't be worse.

belledame222 said...

cooler name. more style. better looking.

CrackerLilo said...

Scary as shit.

I'm about ready for Cthulhu, too.

Says a bumper sticker, "We're making enemies faster than we can kill them."

mandos said...

One thing I don't understand. Can the removal of habeas corpus be challenged under the US constitution?

petitpoussin said...

Just when I was breaking in my new dancing shoes...

Unsane said...

The seeds for this shit were already present when women were being abused in the home and the workplace and good citizens turned a blind eye.

PerpetualBeginner said...

He can't possibly be worse.

Plus he's an equal opportunity terrorizer.