Friday, September 01, 2006

So, here's a modest proposal, finally:

You want examination? Deep Inside My (or a friend's: we are having a Two-For-One Special this week) Psyche? Really proooooobe into those deep socially caused but personally heartfelt Patriarchal wounds, for the betterment of myself and the Movement? Okay. I'll do it. Whatever you want me to examine, I'll examine it. But first, I get to examine -you.- 'K?

Oh, please say yes. Because, you know, I'm -really- good at it, and I do enjoy it so, and it's been -so hard- restraining myself even to the degree I've been doing it. Go on. Let me look deeeeeeep inside you. Or at least let me tell YOU the PROPER way to do a self-examination. (as long as I get to hold onto the speculum). It'd do you good and make you a better feminist and build your body twelve different ways. Well, no. But it'd get me hot. And that's what really matters.

4 comments:

Carty said...

heh.

petitpoussin said...

Or at least let me tell YOU the PROPER way to do a self-examination. (as long as I get to hold onto the speculum).

There we go - the entire problem, in two hilarious sentences. CHEERS.

KH said...

Getting her consent is unfeminist.

belledame222 said...

But I'm holding a speculum! In my hot little no-nailed hand! I have goddess chants! I have pamphlets! What could be more feminist??