i've decided: if i'm going to get caught up in other peoples' grand operatic dramas, complete with looney tunes, at least i ought to be entertained by it.
so, with that, i return, gratefully, to the Old Masters:
You have to admit, there is a certain universal poignance to it...
...best leave it to the professionals.
"Oh, I've had enough of this."
"No, you haven't."
"Oh, shut up."