goddam fucking inconsiderate asshole neighbors. Now whoever-it-is has gone and left an entire overturned FUTON, frame, mattress and all, out in the hall, conveniently blocking the stairwell. Can we say "fire hazard," kids? Can we say, "is there some particular reason why it couldn't live in your goddam apartment one more day, or were you thinking someone else was going to dispose of that for you?"
if i were 100% instead of 95% sure which one was responsible for it--and if i didn't mind getting herniated--i'd park it right back in front of their door. but, i'm not, and i do. i shoved it sideways instead, as best i could. of course now two of the other neighbors, while not blocked directly by it, will have to do a bit of a detour once they exit to get to the elevator. it's certainly an eyesore. which: well, whatever, good, let them get pissed off at each other then. i'm just sick of these self-absorbed motherfuckers. whoever the hell they are.