Saturday, March 03, 2007

MRA, MRA, MRA. FEMINIST!

a bit like calling for the Candyman, I realize (or duck, duck, goose?), but: just testing a wee hypothesis here.

oh, and for good measure,

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke (of Earl, Earl, Earl)

this post will self-destruct whenever I get tired of looking at it.

36 comments:

ballgame said...

Baroo?

Unsane said...

A siren call to the trolls at large?

Tom Nolan said...

The calling-on song for a trollmoot?

ArrogantWorm said...

Who are you trying to attract, out of curiosity? I'd guess feminists, MRA's and people interested in the duke rape case off the top o'my head. (Or possibly people interested in the song Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler?)

belledame222 said...

heh, okay. pal o' mine just wrote a post wondering where are the flowers of yesteryear i mean where are all the menz, and particularly MRA's. since she was (by accusation) a tool o' the patriarchy, you'd've thunk there'd be more menz.

so, lo! in that very thread, as if to grant her request, an MRA appeared! or just some asshole who talked like one i suppose.

so my speculation was -maybe- it's typing the magic word, that some people cruise google or suchlike looking for the keywords.

then again, i -also- said, "Gee, I WONDER WHY no one ever shows up at my door and whisks me away for a fabulous all-expense trip to Paris."

-crickets crickets- in response.

the universe is damn capricious.

JackGoff said...

BD, you know how they like to swarm. This may be a death knell. ;-P

JackGoff said...

And the lack of WV? Loving it! Heh

R. Mildred said...

"Gee, I WONDER WHY no one ever shows up at my door and whisks me away for a fabulous all-expense trip to Paris."

You have yet to grasp teh true POWER OF PESSIMISMS!!!!!!!

You see the universe, vast and mighty and bored as assholes, likes to peek down upon this ickly ol' earth of ours and fuck with people's heads.

To this end it works to surprise people, and so it brings upon the optimists a vast and constant string of bad luck, but to the pessimistic it brings good fortune, until the pessimistic start to think that things are changing for the better and then... WHAMMO! misfortune and ruin dogs their every step.

TO HARNESS THE POWER OF PESSIMISM, one must:

1) ALways expect the worst!!!!

2) Send me $4000 dollars to help me with some financial difficulties associated with rewarding you with $4million!!!!!!!

3) Leaver this comment on 10 other blogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If one does all these things, one shall harness the POWER OF PESSIMISM and enlarge your $$$s! Fast!

But if you don't, you shall be run over by trolls as everyone else who broke the chainPOWER OF PESSIMISMS!!!! comments happened to them.

fetch my beer said...

So you got a taste of a real man and now you want more?You better start out slow we're nothing like the cookie baking manginas your use to but this is a good first step away from butchism and into womanhood.

ArrogantWorm said...

Blast it all R.Mildred, ya got my hopes up for a few seconds there with the "Powers of Pessimism!!!!. And then they crashed and burned again. Maybe try for optimistic pessimism? I've tried to pass this off to people, but it doesn't seem to fly. Hope for the best and expect the worst.

JackGoff, Doubt it's a Death Knell, no one's that lucky.

BD, if ya wanna see the MRA's come flocking through google, ya gotta add more words, I think. Try some action words, maybe a few adjetives.

You know, this gives me an idea. If it pans out, it'll be grand, if not, well, blame me.

belledame222 said...

no, but look!!! I GOT ONE!! I GOT ONE!!!--

oh, unless it's just byrdeye or something, reading along.

hm.

well, i'll let the net dangle a little longer and then probably nuke; or maybe not even bother.

truth is, they're fun to land, and they fry up nice, but the eatin' isn't so good.

Trinity said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE FISH ARE BITIN'!

you gonna throw it back, belle, or club it over the head, fillet it, and fry it up for dinner?

WomansSpace said...

Ooooooh...

I know the magic phase but it's very potent and poweful. I have to be careful. Here it is:

I

Like

VAWA


Ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh

Do I here the pitter patter of big feet?

WomansSpace said...

"truth is, they're fun to land, and they fry up nice, but the eatin' isn't so good. "

But it's a battle of wits with dumb animals.

belledame222 said...

trin: well, of itself, it's too small, really...

belledame222 said...

r mildred: how do you ruin dogs?

antiprincess said...

So you got a taste of a real man and now you want more?You better start out slow we're nothing like the cookie baking manginas your use to but this is a good first step away from butchism and into womanhood.

I'm not at all sure what you're getting at here.

what do you mean by "real man"?

are you the same poster from my thread?

belledame222 said...

so, i still don't know exactly what a mangina is;

but apparently you can bake cookies in 'em, which makes them okay in my book.

mmMMMmmm. cookiessss.

("C" is for "cretin," it's good enough for meeeeee....)

antiprincess said...

I got my cookie-baking mangina from Williams-Sonoma. it was expensive but I get good results - and it's silicone, so practically self-cleaning.

ballgame said...

AP: Be careful with those! A co-worker of mine told me that his mangina ended up putting him in the hospital for over a week.

antiprincess said...

that's what you get with a cheap dollar-store mangina. ya get whatcha pay for.

belledame222 said...

did you put it in the dishwasher? if it's not silicone, i understand that can do a lot of damage. for instance, the ones made of dust tend to kind of fall apart altogether.

R. Mildred said...

And then they crashed and burned again. Maybe try for optimistic pessimism?

Authur C Clarke described that as, what's the line... "I'm a realist, I hope for the best, but plan for the worst." or something like that.

r mildred: how do you ruin dogs?

Why you trick them into having sex before marriage, thus robbing them of their "mystery".

I hear george foreman's new lean mean, fat reducing mangina is totally wipe cleanable.

belledame222 said...

I wanna go to a dog wedding! why am I never invited to all the fashionable events??

ArrogantWorm said...

so, i still don't know exactly what a mangina is;

Well now, I tried the trusty old wikipedia for a definition, but that failed me. So courtesy of Yahoo! search bar, it brings up Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Ie, Scary Shit. It's a parody and satire site, but still.

Anyway, two definitions that I've found. One is having a guy's equipment tucked between his legs, the other is in reference to an ftm's gentials pre-op, I think. Possibly post-op, depending on what someone chose.

However, as interesting as this is, I haven't seen it used in regards to lesbians, so what's Fetchmybeer thinkin'?

ArrogantWorm said...

Scratch that, I haven't heard that word referred to women at all, not just lesbians. So ...wha?

Veronica said...

I think mangina is just supposed to mean "a dude that has let the evol feminist womminz take away his special Penis Magic." 'Cause you know, it's the actual phallus itself that is the source of all manly power. Well, that and a willingness to scoff at broccoli when prompted to by the television.

ArrogantWorm said...

So they're using a different word for lack o'menz powah now. No more calling men the alternate, old fashioned word for cat, huh? Learn something new every day.

belledame222 said...

It must be sort of like the old "Manwich" commericals, I reckon...

Eli said...

I get all my manginas at Gay-Mart... in Gayville!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEN RULE!!!

*ahem*

Sorry.

JackGoff said...

My mangina is especially blubbery, because I got it secondhand at a flea market. It suits my purposes,though.

Cassandra Says said...

I wonder if this is my troll posting under another name? You know, the one who thinks that all modern women have "cunt cancer", whatever that may be.
If anyone really wants to know the full etiology and usage of the word "mangina" they can just take a look at Hugo Schwyzer's site. He seems to be the MRAs favourite whipping boy.
My mangina came from Crate and Barrel. It's not quite as expensive as the Williams Sonoma one, but hey, it came in a great box!
Belle - Seriously, if you really feel like playing whack-a-troll just go over to Hugo's place and do it there. He could use the help.

Trinity said...

"Anyway, two definitions that I've found. One is having a guy's equipment tucked between his legs, the other is in reference to an ftm's gentials pre-op, I think. Possibly post-op, depending on what someone chose."

I've always thought that it referred either to:

some FTMs' genitals

or

the assholes of males who are sexual bottoms

but who the hell knows?

Anonymous said...

VA-gina MAN-gina In other words your telling guy he ain't got no balls or calling him a pus**.

belledame222 said...

Calling him a pus? His wounds are infected? What about other bodily fluids? Black bile, say? Ear wax? People really don't call each other "ear wax" often enough.

JackGoff said...

Dude, bust out the misogyny like a real man. "pus**" is just lame. Type out the whole word. Go big or go home.