My neighbors, the note-leaving ones, are at it again:
On the door of the trash chute/recycling room, it reads:
Put garbage in front of my door, at least have the courage to knock and make a complaint like a concerned citizen, instead of leaving garbage and a note like a coward!"
No, it was not I who left the garbage and the note.
There have only been about oh, what, 35,000,000,000 notes to the effect of THROW YOUR GARBAGE DOWN THE CHUTE, especially if it's FOOD GARBAGE, on account of it brings VERMIN.
And no, I'm not a perfect neighbor either; but at least...well, is it just me? Or is that the note of a not-quite-right person? I mean, do you take her* at her word?
Or do you, like me, read this as:
"How DARE you not identify yourself to me so I can unleash MY FULL WRATH ON YOU!!!
p.s. I'm still not taking any responsibility for not throwing away my crap."
*I'm not positive, but I'm pret-ty sure this is the same neighbor who, at least twice that I've encountered now, has left her front door wide open while she screams at her boyfriend/partner at the top of her lungs.