Wednesday, March 28, 2007

...you know, i really don't think it's THAT complicated

today's search string:

"how to take a shit"

dude...

oh, you know what, never mind.

5 comments:

defenestrated said...

Dunno why I'm delurking on this particular post, but it seems to me that if you haven't gotten that one figured out by the time you're able to type the question into a search bar...you might have accrued some health problems.

Trouble said...

Thanks so much for linking me. ;) Keep in touch.

belledame222 said...

hey, trouble! good to see ya...

belledame222 said...

and welcome, defenestrated (what a great fucking login.)

belledame222 said...

yeah, i dunno. you know when you buy a new handbag, like a leather one, sometimes there's a little packet of..i don't actually know what they are, silicone pellets, something, i wanna say, for freshness, like? anyway, i have seen at least one such with the instructions,

"DO NOT EAT"

emblazon'd upon't.

and it's like...umm, if you're old enough to be able to read that, aren't you old enough to figure out that small white odorless pellets that come with an article of clothing are probable NOT something you're immediately going to want to stick into your mouth? or up your nose?

o well.