...I totally agree with this article about so-called "John Wayne Fever."
Communication is for people too stupid or inefficient to say everything on their mind with a single raised eyebrow or cock of the head. And really, what else is there to say except I’m horny, I’m pissed, or I’m tired? Everything else is foo-foo whipped cream topping on the ribeye of life. And ribeye tastes like shit with whipped cream.
Thank god for surround sound and beer. Whenever anyone starts blabbing on and on about wanting a trial separation for blabbity-blah or wanting you to do some kind of yada-yada chore crap, you can always turn up the game volume.
...Being infected with the John Wayne Syndrome is like being infected with mana from heaven. You see through all the bullshit and live life like it was s’posed to be lived:
-listening to nobody and nothing, not even your body
-saying even less than that
-being the boss of everything around you, especially your body
-rejecting any and all sissification like four-eyes in white coats poking at you for money
So down with the dude and my main man Marion. Erm, John. Wayne, that is.