"Judith Halberstam's Pet Weimeramer" in the HIZZLE.
(alternate name: "Jesus Christ In A Prom Dress." mebbe that'll be our warm-up act)
so far, we have
"I Like My Bois To Be Girls"
cover of "I Wanna Be Your Dog," natch.
i am also fond of this little ballad:
...but what could one do to improve upon it as is, really
some classics should not be messed with