The very lovely Ray Something and his partner Kirk Cameron (no not that kind of partner you heathen perverts) explain to the atheists how there's Providence in the shape of a banana.
There is no, repeat, NO double-entendre here, so get your filthy degenerate minds out of the gutter right now.
I mean it. Stop laughing.
Just because a man utters lines like
The banana and the hand are perfectly made for each other
(it's because of the ridges, you see)
When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face
Here Kirk, hold this
Notice how gracefully it sits in the hand. Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, it's just the right shape for the human mouth. It's even curved toward the human face to make the whole thing so much easier...
does NOT give you license to start making all kinds of unseemly and uncouth comments and gestures.
next thing you know you'll be trying to suggest that ol' Ray is actually inadvertently arguing that Intelligent Design allows for sodomy.
it's just a banana, people. sometimes a banana is just a cigar, and/or proof that there is, in fact, a God. Move along; nothing to see here.