someone wiped this piece of shit all over the internets.
Oh, look, it's an over-entitled overgrown fratboy telling smutty, "politically incorrect" stories wherein he admits up front that he's an asshole; therefore, all assholery excused! it's a JOKE, see. indulgent laugh. you're so bad. o giggle giggle. Vicious dullwitted homosocial body-hating misogyny is so cute. Daring, too. Those endearingly wacky boys and their kooky antics. I'm sure he'll grow out of it before his first coronary. Or, well, at least he'll probably want to settle down, finally; find a nice girl he can bring home to Mum and Dad.
unless of course something happened first. it would really be too bad if the author and all his friends were to be eaten by a pack of roving wolverines.
or if he accidentally choked to death on his own toenails.
or was firmly escorted off the planet by aliens who know a desperate cry for a good anal probe when they hear it; and they forgot to return him and he ended up dazed and disoriented and hurting in an interstellar alley, trying, unsuccessfully, to hitch a ride back from Alpha Centauri.
or if his dreary misogynistic fantasy life took a turn into someone else's dreary misogynistic fantasy life; like this one.
i'm just saying. shit happens, you know?